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Originally posted by pawnhandler
I don't think hitting people on the head while you're singing Maxwell's Silver Hammer really counts.
Damn 😞

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Damn 😞
You could be official fire wood collector and starter of the nightly community fire.

😀

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Originally posted by mlprior
You could be official fire wood collector and starter of the nightly community fire.

😀
I would rather be the official fondler of the community chest. 😕

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I'd start the local chess club for you all and call myself Russ! 😛

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Originally posted by mikelom
I'd start the local chess club for you all and call myself Russ! 😛
I'll be your partner and call myself Chris. 😀

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Originally posted by Seitse
I am a porn actor with vast experience in the wide spectrum of genres
within the industry.

I can provide everybody lots of joy... what else do you need?! 🙂

Ok, so we have:

* beer
* bread
* sex

I think we're quite complete now.

10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.... launch!
Yes im sure you would provide us with lots of laughs .

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Originally posted by boarman
Yes im sure you would provide us with lots of laughs .
how you doing

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Originally posted by mollybaker
An attractive woman who appears at first glance to be wearing mirrored sunglasses, her eye sockets are in fact sealed with vision-enhancing mirrored lenses that have been surgically attached to her face, and she has razor-sharp retractable claws underneath her fingernails - ten double-edged blades of four centimeters in length. To accommodate the inset le ...[text shortened]... flechette pistol that fires a variety of different rounds, ranging from poisons to explosives
So your Wolverine's girlfriend?

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Originally posted by rmacken
how you doing
Pretty sore after rugby today .

Well i can bring this island a hunter for our meals and also to provide guidance in the forest as im a tracker and fieldworker.

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Originally posted by boarman
Pretty sore after rugby today .

Well i can bring this island a hunter for our meals and also to provide guidance in the forest as im a tracker and fieldworker.
You not doing your firefighting anymore??

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Originally posted by rmacken
You not doing your firefighting anymore??
Not through winter,but its all part of being a fieldworker

So i guess i can be the firefighter also.

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Originally posted by boarman
Pretty sore after rugby today .

Well i can bring this island a hunter for our meals and also to provide guidance in the forest as im a tracker and fieldworker.
What if there is a polar bear? Can you protect us against that?

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Originally posted by torchmoon
What if there is a polar bear? Can you protect us against that?
Maybe capture it in one of my traps,then it would be up to you to decide what you would wish to do with it.

Maybe i lead us to the hidden bunker and the rifles .

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Originally posted by boarman
Not through winter,but its all part of being a fieldworker

So i guess i can be the firefighter also.
What, and do away with my job?

We need the fire going at all times.

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Originally posted by c99ux
What, and do away with my job?

We need the fire going at all times.
ok i just put out the forest fires,so no burning the bush.