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Originally posted by adam warlock
And now that SJ's aaboard I can be the loving baschelor guy that tries to catch the afection of the tough but underneath fragile girl. 😵
Me?

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Originally posted by mochiron
I am a used tampon salesman.
Are those used and refurbished tampons?

Or used and unimproved tampons?

You may be popular with the 3 ladies currently on the island, at least once every month.


😛

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Originally posted by mollybaker
new here.I probably will stop.been entertained by the forums.
Let us say we were on a ship or plane that left us on a desert island.
What skills would you bring?
Right well I haven't read this thread in any detail, but I'm sure it is now time for some laws, and rules, and killjoy enforcement, to spoil everyones fun?
I could bring that?

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Double Naught Spy

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I doubt we'll have any need for debt collectors on a desert island so I will choose a profession I have studied all my life, I'll be the barman.

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Originally posted by mollybaker
Me?
It could be you, but I was thinking on someone else...

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I have extensive training in the torture of prisoners.
I have a huge stash of peanut butter.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
More people die each year from cocunuts than sharks, we need a coconut safety inspector.
hey socrates,
if a coconut strikes a person dead on a desert islandand there is no one around, is the person dead?

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Double Naught Spy
Ok Jethro, fetch me the rumatiz medicine out to the cement pond.

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Originally posted by cadwah
I doubt we'll have any need for debt collectors on a desert island so I will choose a profession I have studied all my life, I'll be the barman.
In that case, I'll be the old guy in the corner yelling at you to change the channel to the sport/sports that I have laid bets on two doors down at the bookie's.

This, of course, means we need a bookie on this island. Who's steppin' up?

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Originally posted by tonytiger41
hey socrates,
if a coconut strikes a person dead on a desert islandand there is no one around, is the person dead?
Yes.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Yes.
can you prove it?

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
can you prove it?
Don't you think the dead man will taste awfully? 😵

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Originally posted by adam warlock
Don't yopu think the dead man will taste awfully? 😵
isn't it too early to be hitting the sauce adam?

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
isn't it too early to be hitting the sauce adam?
22h42 here in portugal...