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People I Would Like To Beat With A Hammer

People I Would Like To Beat With A Hammer

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
6. Rush Limbaugh
PM me day, time and where we meet.
I will hold his shoulders so you aim good at the head.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
All of the saving the world going on in the debates forum has me a bit bored, so I wanted to start a ligthearted, fun thread about people I, and you, would most like to subject to a violent, grisly, and painful death if you could. Now, it's no fun to make a list like this if the people on it truly deserve it, so Osama is disqualified. High marks for c ...[text shortened]... end of the show when Wilbon looks at the camera and says, "See ya later, knuckleheads!"
good list. I'd probably add Ann Coulter and Bill O'Reilly off the top of my head.

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Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie
Hate-Talk Radio

All *Dixie* flags and bumper stickers should be burned, and if they happen to still be on the car or person's shirt, Oh well.

Parents who say *I don't want my kid reading at home. That's school stuff.*

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Originally posted by reader1107
All *Dixie* flags and bumper stickers should be burned, and if they happen to still be on the car or person's shirt, Oh well.
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Originally posted by reader1107
Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie
Hate-Talk Radio

All *Dixie* flags and bumper stickers should be burned, and if they happen to still be on the car or person's shirt, Oh well.

Parents who say *I don't want my kid reading at home. That's school stuff.*
I've heard of Dixie cups, but never a dixie flag. By chance, do you mean the Confederate Battle Flag?

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Do yourself a favor, Sasq, and kill your television.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
All of the saving the world going on in the debates forum has me a bit bored, so I wanted to start a ligthearted, fun thread about people I, and you, would most like to subject to a violent, grisly, and painful death if you could. Now, it's no fun to make a list like this if the people on it truly deserve it, so Osama is disqualified. High marks for c ...[text shortened]... end of the show when Wilbon looks at the camera and says, "See ya later, knuckleheads!"
1.Shane Warne
2.Jose Mourinho
3.Wayne ‘Boy Wonder’ Rooney, actually the whole Man United soccer team with the exception of,… sorry the whole Man United soccer team
4.The guy who takes up two parking spaces downstairs in the basement.
5.Snoop Dog (who calls themselves Snoop Dog anyway)
6.Missy Elliot
7.Filippo Inzaghi
8.Cher
9.Doyle Brunson
10.Robert Kiyosaki

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People I would like to beat with a hammer:

1. Our chancellor women ANGIE
2. Well Britney Spears
3. Every single member of the supersweetsixteen terror unit
4. The inventor of those handy ringtones adds and of that chicken
5. The person who first allowed his women all of this emancipation shit
6. All of them rappers
7. Male Ice dancer
8. Sometimes my brothers


Persons I would like to beat with my hammer:

1. Keira Knightley (this Internet-@sswonder)
2. Paris Hilton (and afterwards the hammer)
3. Angelina Jolie

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Originally posted by ASROMA
1.Shane Warne
2.Jose Mourinho
3.Wayne ‘Boy Wonder’ Rooney, actually the whole Man United soccer team with the exception of,… sorry the whole Man United soccer team
4.The guy who takes up two parking spaces downstairs in the basement.
5.Snoop Dog (who calls themselves Snoop Dog anyway)
6.Missy Elliot
7.Filippo Inzaghi
8.Cher
9.Doyle Brunson
10.Robert Kiyosaki
I agree with Kiyosaki. Add Cramer and Suze to the list.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
TV didn't do anything, why would I do that? If I could just get ESPN, CNN, Discovery Channel, and both brands of football, I'd be right as rain!
Yeah, but you can't STAY on those channels, can you?

No, you've got to wander over to the sensational, the inane, the completely trashy side of the tracks.

You can't resist.

My theory is that you actually love the abuse.

If you switched from the Hall of Fame game last night to see if Nancy Grace was frothing at the mouth, even for a moment, you need help.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
All of the saving the world going on in the debates forum has me a bit bored, so I wanted to start a lighthearted, fun thread about people I, and you, would most like to subject to a violent, grisly, and excruciatingly painful death if you could. Now, it's no fun to make a list like this if the people on it truly deserve it, so Osama is disqualified. ...[text shortened]... end of the show when Wilbon looks at the camera and says, "See ya later, knuckleheads!"
I've never heard of half the people on your list. How deserving of death could they really be?

I nominate:

Bill Gates
George Steinbrenner
Star Jones
Jose Canseco
Tom Cruise
The Pope
Fred Phelps
Michael Jackson
Terrell Owens

And last but not least:

No1Marauder 😉

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My additions
1. noel edmands
2. the guy who holds up a sign in the english dfs advert trying to look good
3. barry scott

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1. MC Hammer.

Oh, the irony.