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By amazing coincidence I am listening to Maxwell's Silver Hammer as I read this.

Did you know: you can hear Paul McCartney sniggering as John Lennon flashed his arse at him on the word "behind"?

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Oh no 😕
I can't think of anyone to thwack.


Can i just run around indiscriminately slapping people about the face with a wet fish ??

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Originally posted by ASROMA
1.Shane Warne
2.Jose Mourinho
3.Wayne ‘Boy Wonder’ Rooney, actually the whole Man United soccer team with the exception of,… sorry the whole Man United soccer team
4.The guy who takes up two parking spaces downstairs in the basement.
5.Snoop Dog (who calls themselves Snoop Dog anyway)
6.Missy Elliot
7.Filippo Inzaghi
8.Cher
9.Doyle Brunson
10.Robert Kiyosaki
why filippo Inzaghi?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
Oh no 😕
I can't think of anyone to thwack.


Can i just run around indiscriminately slapping people about the face with a wet fish ??
Funny, you don't look like Jimmy Page in your picture.

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Originally posted by Red Night
Funny, you don't look like Jimmy Page in your picture.
???

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Originally posted by ASROMA
7.Filippo Inzaghi
why?

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
???
Old time Rock and Roll story. Jimmy Page supposedly beat some groupies with a fish, I believe it was a Cod.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
No no no, he inserted a python into a woman's vagina.
He may have done that to.

He also bought a castle formerly owned by aleister Crowley and supposedly beat some female groupies with a fish.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
No no no, he inserted a python into a woman's vagina.
Classy bloke.

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Originally posted by reader1107
Brad Pitt
Angelina Jolie
Hate-Talk Radio

All *Dixie* flags and bumper stickers should be burned, and if they happen to still be on the car or person's shirt, Oh well.

Parents who say *I don't want my kid reading at home. That's school stuff.*
Agreed. All "dixie" flags have to go. Dixie cups however, must remain. As a proud wasteful American, I love all things disposable.

On a related note, all NASCAR logos and memorabilia should also be destroyed (along with anything bearing that clever catchphrase, "Git er done".). They're all pretty much just dixie flags in diguise anyway.

Finally, as far as parents who don't want to let their kids read at home...let's just regard that as Darwinism in action.

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Stephen Hawking, Steve Mcmanaman and Guy Fawkes...Ooh can I use a toffee hammer on Mcmanaman? I would like that to take ages.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Finally, as far as parents who don't want to let their kids read at home...let's just regard that as Darwinism in action.
Unfortunately, it's more like reverse Darwinism. The uneducated seem to be awfully good at breeding. Maybe it's because their atrophied minds can't think of anything else to do or perhaps they can't be bothered to read about birth control since they can't be bothered to read in general.

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Originally posted by cadwah
Stephen Hawking, Steve Mcmanaman and Guy Fawkes...Ooh can I use a toffee hammer on Mcmanaman? I would like that to take ages.
Why Stephen Hawking?