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Originally posted by rbmorris
Agreed. All "dixie" flags have to go. Dixie cups however, must remain. As a proud wasteful American, I love all things disposable.

On a related note, all NASCAR logos and memorabilia should also be destroyed (along with anything bearing that clever catchphrase, "Git er done".). They're all pretty much just dixie flags in diguise anyway.

Finally, a ...[text shortened]... on't want to let their kids read at home...let's just regard that as Darwinism in action.
Dude, if you get rid of all NASCAR junk, you will be eliminating all the reading materials in my town! All the bumper stickers (well, really, that's OK), most of the clothing, and a nearby museum!

Go for it!

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Originally posted by Starrman
Creationists
Anyone that home-schools their child
Tony Blair
Tom Cruise
People that stop at the bottom of escalators
Paul Dannan
People whose highest order of thought is what the score is in the football
Don't get me started on homeschoolers -- last year I had a student who'd been homed but not schooled.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Great thread Sas! The title made me crack up.

1. Tom Leykis
2. John Madden
3. David Hasselhoff
4. Don Imus (on occasion)
5. Any one who calls himself "Dog"
Definitely Tom Leykis and Don Imus, but what's wrong with Madden?

...Anyone who talks about himself in the third person.
...Anyone who constantly calls people "bro".

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Great thread Sas! The title made me crack up.

1. Tom Leykis
2. John Madden
3. David Hasselhoff
4. Don Imus (on occasion)
5. Any one who calls himself "Dog"
YES -- JOHN MADDEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Definitely Tom Leykis and Don Imus, but what's wrong with Madden?

...Anyone who talks about himself in the third person.
...Anyone who constantly calls people "bro".
Is Don Imus still alive? I remember listening to him in 1973. He looked like the walking dead by the mid-80s.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
...Anyone who talks about himself in the third person.
:'(

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Originally posted by RookRAK
Is Don Imus still alive? I remember listening to him in 1973. He looked like the walking dead by the mid-80s.
Yeah, he's still alive, but he looks like the crypt keeper. He still does his show too I think. WNnnnnnnnBC

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Seinfield and anyone who thinks he is funny
Anyone that thinks America shouldn't cut down on emission levels
People that think guns are fun

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Definitely Tom Leykis and Don Imus, but what's wrong with Madden?

...Anyone who talks about himself in the third person.
...Anyone who constantly calls people "bro".
That guy is just nails on a chalkboard for me. Oh and I think we can also add Joe Theisman to this list while we are at it. Madden knows everything about nothing and Theisman knows nothing about everything.

Do you remember watching his leg snap like a #2 pencil? I just knew there was something beautiful going on that day...

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Carrottop and whatever idiot hired him for phone commercials.

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1. new rappers, the radio, people who like new rap (old rap was better cuz it had a purpose and a point.)
2. emo kids, goths (people who want attention and act stupid to get it)
3. my lil sister
cant think of any they'll be more

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Originally posted by genius
in no particular order,

the entire ITV board. especially the guy who decides what gets shown at 8pm at night.

gouranga people. although only with a marsh-mallow hammer 'cause it's nothing personal, they are meerly kinda irritating.

religious fanatics who stir up hate, be them christian or muslim or neither or...both...

gossip columists.

any tab ...[text shortened]... uman being.

people who say "lol". you weren't laughing out loud, so why say you were?!?
plus the chav's and all there kind