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Originally posted by sasquatch672
War's on again.
Bring it!

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Anyone who I open the door for who doesn't say 'Thank You' or acknowledges my act of courtesy in some noticable fashion.

I'm tired of saying "You're very welcome" in a facetious tone. I would much rather just swing my hammer at them.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Anyone who I open the door for who doesn't say 'Thank You' or acknowledges my act of courtesy in some noticable fashion.

I'm tired of saying "You're very welcome" in a facetious tone. I would much rather just swing my hammer at them.
I had a similar experience in an airport recently. A woman dropped her pen and I picked it up and handed it to her. She didn't anything. Of course I did the snotty "You're Welcome" thing. I should have grabbed her pen and stabbed her repeatedly in the throat. Yes, it's been done before (Casino), but it's still a good solid idea.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I had a similar experience in an airport recently. A woman dropped her pen and I picked it up and handed it to her. She didn't anything. Of course I did the snotty "You're Welcome" thing. I should have grabbed her pen and stabbed her repeatedly in the throat. Yes, it's been done before (Casino), but it's still a good solid idea.
While in Kensington Market this weekend, my sister walked beside this Porsche parked on the road where a lady rolled down her window and proceeded to throw her chocolate bar wrapper out the window onto the ground. My sister, being the sweetheart that she is, picked up the litter and when the lady got out of her car said, Excuse me, you dropped your litter on the sidewalk. To which the lady replied, Oh thanks, and kept walking leaving her standing there with her garbage in her hand.

It must be nice to not care at all.

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Originally posted by darvlay
While in Kensington Market this weekend, my sister walked beside this Porsche parked on the road where a lady rolled down her window and proceeded to throw her chocolate bar wrapper out the window onto the ground. My sister, being the sweetheart that she is, picked up the litter and when the lady got out of her car said, Excuse me, you dropped your litter o ...[text shortened]... leaving her standing there with her garbage in her hand.

It must be nice to not care at all.
If she had a dog, she could make it piss on her rims.

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
I'd have left it under her windshield wiper.

I was on my way to a concert with a girlfriend and one of her friends, couple other people. We were all about 25. Girl in question - J. - was a funeral director, family business, very affluent. I was driving. This girl had parked in such a way that she managed to cut me off AND take up two spots. We p ...[text shortened]... me back to her car. We all stared at her in awed silence. I never messed with J., ever.
Even your friends are lunatics, eh? Lovely.

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Originally posted by darvlay
Even your friends are lunatics, eh? Lovely.
Gullible wasn't a word I would have used to describe you before.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Gullible wasn't a word I would have used to describe you before.
Then you don't know me very well. 😉

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
I'd have left it under her windshield wiper.

I was on my way to a concert with a girlfriend and one of her friends, couple other people. We were all about 25. Girl in question - J. - was a funeral director, family business, very affluent. I was driving. This girl had parked in such a way that she managed to cut me off AND take up two spots. We p ...[text shortened]... me back to her car. We all stared at her in awed silence. I never messed with J., ever.
Oh my, that is hilarious!

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Originally posted by darvlay
While in Kensington Market this weekend, my sister walked beside this Porsche parked on the road where a lady rolled down her window and proceeded to throw her chocolate bar wrapper out the window onto the ground. My sister, being the sweetheart that she is, picked up the litter and when the lady got out of her car said, Excuse me, you dropped your litter o ...[text shortened]... leaving her standing there with her garbage in her hand.

It must be nice to not care at all.
That's why she's got the money for a Porsche. Because she's a c--------

Excuse me, my phone's ringing.

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the x

scratch that i already did

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Bush,
cheney
Frist

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