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People I Would Like To Beat With A Hammer

People I Would Like To Beat With A Hammer

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Originally posted by Starrman
Why Stephen Hawking?
cadwah is tired of telling people to hold still?

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
cadwah is tired of telling people to hold still?

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I have to agree🙂

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Creationists
Anyone that home-schools their child
Tony Blair
Tom Cruise
People that stop at the bottom of escalators
Paul Dannan
People whose highest order of thought is what the score is in the football

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Originally posted by SALADIN
why filippo Inzaghi?
I despise him.

I think he is overrated and refuses to stay on his feet.

But that being said, he does have an impressive record.

I still hate him though.

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in no particular order,

the entire ITV board. especially the guy who decides what gets shown at 8pm at night.

gouranga people. although only with a marsh-mallow hammer 'cause it's nothing personal, they are meerly kinda irritating.

religious fanatics who stir up hate, be them christian or muslim or neither or...both...

gossip columists.

any tabloid newspaper's staff.

people who make fun of disabled people.

people who make celebrities out to be a higher form of human being.

people who say "lol". you weren't laughing out loud, so why say you were?!?

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Anyone who is famous for being famous, such as:

Paris Hilton (sorry, I know this isn't very creative.)
agreed!

also, i wouldn't mind hitting jade goody with a hammer. do we have to use the flat end? or can i use the spiky bit? 🙂

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If anyone deserves a smack with a hammer, it's that black guy with glasses from the Halifax advert (UK)......grrrrrrrrr

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hmm,

hezbollah supporters

my 8 yr old sister who will make moves when i walk out of my room for 2 seconds

any of my teachers who told me i should concentrate harder on my school text book instead of my chess books

my grandma who said my mom cheated on my dad and thats how i got here (lol, i was kinda dark as a baby and she thought i was a mexican, she disowned me pretty much)

and also....dick cheney, how do you just shoot someone on accident!?

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Originally posted by TEXASmade
i was kinda dark as a baby and she thought i was a mexican, she disowned me pretty much
So you looked like a hot, handsome, elegant,
classy latino lover who-all-the-girls-want
when you were a child?

Lucky you. How do you look now?

😉

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Originally posted by sasquatch672
Anyone who is famous for being famous, such as:

Paris Hilton (sorry, I know this isn't very creative.)
I think this is a better choice than Britney Spears. At least she earned her living and wasn't born into money (even though she's just a little hillbilly girl who got on the Disney channel). I would also like to kill the idiot who had the idea to give Hilton an album.

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Originally posted by dottewell
1. MC Hammer.

Oh, the irony.
2. Greg 'the Hammer' Valentine
3. Mickey Spillane's Mike Hammer
4. Hammurabi

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Originally posted by Seitse
So you looked like a hot, handsome, elegant,
classy latino lover who-all-the-girls-want
when you were a child?

Lucky you. How do you look now?

😉
well, im not mexican and i guess i look ok, i got the most handsome senior award this past year and i a lot of girls tell me im hot soo i guess im ok!? im not dark though, im actually really pale even though i live right on the gulf of mexico!

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Great thread Sas! The title made me crack up.

1. Tom Leykis
2. John Madden
3. David Hasselhoff
4. Don Imus (on occasion)
5. Any one who calls himself "Dog"

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Originally posted by TEXASmade
well, im not mexican and i guess i look ok, i got the most handsome senior award this past year and i a lot of girls tell me im hot soo i guess im ok!? im not dark though, im actually really pale even though i live right on the gulf of mexico!
Oh, I m sorry to hear that. 😉

Try some sun tanning and learn some Spanish.
It will make you a hottie for the American chicks
next time you springbreak in South Padre Island.

🙂