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Originally posted by @wolfe63
...and stupendous dearth of words. Poetic economists declare "recession" when reading Freak-Speak. 😉
I believe the word for which you seek is "depression."
And, remember: the squeaky wheel gets the Freak.

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Originally posted by @freakykbh
I believe the word for which you seek is "depression."
And, remember: the squeaky wheel gets the Freak.
Yeah...I think you're right. But I was trying to keep my stocks bolstered until I could hit "SELL"! 😛

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Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Number 3 is the textbook definition of 'trust.'
Literally. If they wanted to, they could hurt you very badly. I guess that level of trust is kind of hot in a way...

Oops, maybe that's not appropriate for here.

Seriously though, waxing is just so much better in every way. It removes the annoying side effect of prickliness afterwards.


Originally posted by @freakykbh
I believe the word for which you seek is "depression."
And, remember: the squeaky wheel gets the Freak.
I always wondered what a trollfest looks like, with you and your buddy handoff now I know. The funny part is you and handoff actually thinking you are making me cry. More like pity to see the misuse of human intelligence.


Originally posted by @sonhouse
I always wondered what a trollfest looks like, with you and your buddy handoff now I know. The funny part is you and handoff actually thinking you are making me cry. More like pity to see the misuse of human intelligence.
So...
You're saying I'm intelligent!
I knew you weren't as dumb as your posts suggest!

Handoff: did you hear that?!?
We's intelligent!


Originally posted by @ashiitaka
Literally. If they wanted to, they could hurt you very badly. I guess that level of trust is kind of hot in a way...

Oops, maybe that's not appropriate for here.

Seriously though, waxing is just so much better in every way. It removes the annoying side effect of prickliness afterwards.
Speaking of waxing.
I had my beautician team add waxing to my monthly regimen of maintenance.
They've now included waxing of my nostrils and the one ear.
Changes everything.
Highly recommended.
If you decide to take the plunge, have them roll it in while your backside is hardening up.
Beginning at/near the taint, the contest switches from fastest pull/most follicles to longest continuous swatch of wax.
And it's easy to tell where the line is started: just look for the curly ones.


Originally posted by @freakykbh
Speaking of waxing.
I had my beautician team add waxing to my monthly regimen of maintenance.
They've now included waxing of my nostrils and the one ear.
Changes everything.
Highly recommended.
If you decide to take the plunge, have them roll it in while your backside is hardening up.
Beginning at/near the taint, the contest switches from fastest p ...[text shortened]... s swatch of wax.
And it's easy to tell where the line is started: just look for the curly ones.
Maybe they could wax your brain while you are at it, they might even find brain cells in that vacuum you call a head.


Originally posted by @captain-strange
You may all wonder what happened then
He shrieked when he looked down at 'Big Ben'
But he's as dumb as a rock
He has butchered his cock
And I'm not talking about a male hen.
I've never liked you Cappy but got to admit you do have a certain
je ne sais quoi.
And lets face it Sonhouse would claim he patented electricity,gravity and magnetism
if the chump thought anyone would believe him.
Feel sorry for the poor fellow actually.
He is supporting a house full of illegals who lie around in the sun all day
drinking his beer while he holds down 2 jobs at Home Depot and Wendy's.


the way a few of you posters gang up on sonhouse reminds me of the gang up of robbie in the clans forum

I sided with robbie and I'll side with sonhouse


Originally posted by @lemondrop
the way a few of you posters gang up on sonhouse reminds me of the gang up of robbie in the clans forum

I sided with robbie and I'll side with sonhouse
robbie was a whole differents story maiden gertrude and everyone knows it.

Why do you always need a side to be on? Just either agree or disagree with what was said.

-VR


Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
Phillips makes some great products and their cordless beard trimmer is amongst them. Unfortunately, nowhere in their literature does it say not to use said beard trim to touch up your undercarriage.

Anyway, upon discovering that the guard clips on and off and determining that a reasonably close shave could had, "why not" I thought to myself "hit ...[text shortened]... in my wife's best hand towels. Truly horrific.

Consider this a public service announcement.
ahhhh, HOH back with another classic post. Well done. T UP!


Originally posted by @very-rusty
robbie was a whole differents story maiden gertrude and everyone knows it.

Why do you always need a side to be on? Just either agree or disagree with what was said.

-VR
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Originally posted by @very-rusty
robbie was a whole differents story maiden gertrude and everyone knows it.

Why do you always need a side to be on? Just either agree or disagree with what was said.

-VR
I would explain it to you if I thought you could comprehend it

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Originally posted by @lemondrop
I would explain it to you if I thought you could comprehend it
I don't believe you have the situation figured out yourself yet, how could you explain it to anyone else? 😛

-VR


Originally posted by @sonhouse
Maybe they could wax your brain while you are at it, they might even find brain cells in that vacuum you call a head.
Wax on, wax off.
Finding brain cells on a brain seems like, well, a no-brainer... don't you think?
Or better: you don't think!

ProTip 8,716: Have someone read your posts before sending.
It will keep people from thinking you're silly.