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Unknown Territories

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15 May 18

Originally posted by @sonhouse
I don't reason? You mean, like when I ask you to explain how on your alleged flat Earth traveling around the flat Earth equator you must always turn left or right depending on which way you travel, as opposed to the real Earth where you can travel the equator as long as you have fuel never turning left or right, a continual 100% straight line.

I guess t ...[text shortened]... aken that either seriously or listened to that flat Earth objection at all.

Yep, I just rant.
You've made my point yet again.

HoH
Thug

Playing with matches

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15 May 18

Originally posted by @sonhouse
You still haven't gotten the rhythm right, like this one I posted (not mine) in the jokes column:

On the chest of a barmaid at Yale
Were tattooed the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same information in braille

THAT is a real limerick that flows.

If you don't know the difference in rhythm you never will make a decent limerick.
How’s this?

Sonhouse’s Mom was bore
Put him through school as a whore
She turned all those tricks
Juggled big bags of dicks
And Sonhouse still misses the point every time.

HoH
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Playing with matches

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15 May 18

Originally posted by @sonhouse
Sorry, I missed your post. What happened was I was having a conversation with friends in Australia and we got around to the subject of amateur radio, we found out we were both hams and I made the mistake of putting out my ham call sign to that person followed by that assswipe hand using that information to find my address and full name and going further, f ...[text shortened]... laimed but I guess that makes me a braggart. Tough shtye for the trolls like hand and the Freak.
This is gold.

Jack Torrance

Overlook Hotel

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15 May 18

Originally posted by @sonhouse
[b]I as opposed to the real Earth where you can travel the equator as long as you have fuel never turning left or right, a continual 100% straight line.
You can't travel in a straight line on a sphere old chap.

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Unknown Territories

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15 May 18

Originally posted by @the-gravedigger
You can't travel in a straight line on a sphere old chap.
Gravely dug, man.

Treat Everyone Equal

Halifax, Nova Scotia

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15 May 18

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
This is gold.
Only in what you call a mind!

-VR

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Unknown Territories

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15 May 18

Originally posted by @very-rusty
Only in what you call a mind!

-VR
Where else could he possibly make that determination?
An astral projection is still weighed down by it.
What to do, what to do...

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Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

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15 May 18

Originally posted by @the-gravedigger
You can't travel in a straight line on a sphere old chap.
I said you can travel in a straight line on a sphericalish planet forever without having to turn left or right and you seem to be digging your own grave. A grave mistake.

Are you actually defending a card carrying flatassser?

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Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

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15 May 18

Originally posted by @freakykbh
Where else could he possibly make that determination?
An astral projection is still weighed down by it.
What to do, what to do...
God you are SO clever.

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Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

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15 May 18

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
How’s this?

Sonhouse’s Mom was bore
Put him through school as a whore
She turned all those tricks
Juggled big bags of dicks
And Sonhouse still misses the point every time.
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Sonhouse's mom was A bore you idiot. You still don't know how to make a decent limerick and never will.

HoH
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15 May 18
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Originally posted by @sonhouse
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Sonhouse's mom was A bore you idiot. You still don't know how to make a decent limerick and never will.
Still great. Fixed just for you though. I appreciate your coaching and guidance.

Sonhouse’s Mom was a bore
Put him through school as a whore
She turned all those tricks
Juggled big bags of dicks
And didn’t find any of it a chore

Treat Everyone Equal

Halifax, Nova Scotia

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15 May 18

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
Still great. Fixed just for you though. I appreciate your coaching and guidance.

Sonhouse’s Mom was a bore
Put him through school as a whore
She turned all those tricks
Juggled big bags of dicks
And didn’t find any of it a chore
hoh,

Same ole crap, gets boring after awhile!

-VR

Treat Everyone Equal

Halifax, Nova Scotia

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15 May 18

Originally posted by @sonhouse
Sorry, I missed your post. What happened was I was having a conversation with friends in Australia and we got around to the subject of amateur radio, we found out we were both hams and I made the mistake of putting out my ham call sign to that person followed by that assswipe hand using that information to find my address and full name and going further, f ...[text shortened]... laimed but I guess that makes me a braggart. Tough shtye for the trolls like hand and the Freak.
sonhouse,

I could have told you what a weasel he was, but now you know! I believe he has been a jerk most of his life, from what he is like on here. I am sure he doesn't say a lot of that crap out in real world or he wouldn't be on here, if you catch my drift. 😉

-VR

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Fast and Curious

slatington, pa, usa

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15 May 18

Originally posted by @very-rusty
sonhouse,

I could have told you what a weasel he was, but now you know! I believe he has been a jerk most of his life, from what he is like on here. I am sure he doesn't say a lot of that crap out in real world or he wouldn't be on here, if you catch my drift. 😉

-VR
Indeed. He can thank Berners-Lee for the anonymous net otherwise if he said that kind of BS to real people at a pub say, he would soon be in hospital.

Treat Everyone Equal

Halifax, Nova Scotia

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15 May 18

Originally posted by @sonhouse
Indeed. He can thank Berners-Lee for the anonymous net otherwise if he said that kind of BS to real people at a pub say, he would soon be in hospital.
Yes, and that would be if he got lucky and someone actually helped him out! 😉

We all know he wouldn't say that crap in public that is why he does it here, where no one can touch him.

-VR