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predictions for 2026

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The year has already started and some things happened not many had on their list I presume.

So lets see if we can do better than last year.

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We will see Betelgeuse will go supernova before the end of this year.

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Kier Starmer will face a leadership challenge before October.

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@diver said
Kier Starmer will face a leadership challenge before October.
If this prediction doesn’t come true then Trump will send in the Delta Force and air lift Starmer to Greenland and make him clear snow from the airport runway wearing a pink hi-viz jacket and rainbow wooly hat.

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@diver said
If this prediction doesn’t come true then Trump will send in the Delta Force and air lift Starmer to Greenland and make him clear snow from the airport runway wearing a pink hi-viz jacket and rainbow wooly hat.
In preparation for his becoming the Governor of the USA’s 51st state…aka Canada.

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Trump will keep his hands off Greenland or they will be chopped off.

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@Torunn said
@Great-Big-Stees

Trump will keep his hands off Greenland or they will be chopped off.
I wouldn't worry about Trump. He's too ignorant to do anything regarding Greenland.

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@mchill said
I wouldn't worry about Trump. He's too ignorant to do anything regarding Greenland.
Don't misunderestimate Trump.
Biggly.

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@diver said
Kier Starmer will face a leadership challenge before October.
Kier Starmer will face a leadership challenge before July. (As a result of terrible local elections in May).

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i can accurately predict
and the prophecy has spoken succinctly
my skin will grow older and saggy
and the texture will become sorta crinkly
my eyes are already toast
but will become so much more myopic
i'll feel my way around the strippers club
alongside a few other naughty tricks

i predict i will not become rich this year

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FIFA world champion will be England

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@Ponderable said
FIFA world champion will be England
Indeed. England will beat Spain in the final 3-1.

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@mchill said
I wouldn't worry about Trump. He's too ignorant to do anything regarding Greenland.
I translate from the news right now in a Swedish newspaper:

Donald Trump has expressed new threats and warnings directed towards Colombia, Cuba and Greenland –which raises the question if a similar action like that in Venezuela can be possible even in those countries.
USA-experts mean that Trump plays a dangerous political game and that the Americans are prepared for more drastic things.