Originally posted by Pawn QweenHey, Bowie is not a problem but the solution!
Dr Seitse, I'm starting to be concerned about me!
😕
Doc Seitse think you are in the right path to a successful career as a
cross dresser, glam-rock, dazzling, superstar.
Your treatment will be based on hormones, though, but do not fear
for it shall be a pleasant journey through the Valley of Darkness.
Originally posted by MissShellMaybe you could do the hormone thing - as mentioned above. I like my hormones as they are! 🙂
oh no i have labrynth playing over in my head and visualizing bowie in those tights... and ... oh god im gone now.... no help for me now
Men are just not built to wear tights are they? lol
Planet of origin: Mars
Official age: 39
Real age: 93
Sexual orientation: straight
Sexual deviation: I like to watch others.
Your problem: After having some pleasant dreams and fantasies about it, I would like to kill my boss right here and now at this very moment!
I want to start by breaking his arms and legs and finish it of with a knife in his stomach, so he can bleed to death.
What to do?
Originally posted by Loose Screwdo that to mine first then ask for help... my boss is a pig and a half... no kidding!
Planet of origin: Mars
Official age: 39
Real age: 93
Sexual orientation: straight
Sexual deviation: I like to watch others.
Your problem: After having some pleasant dreams and fantasies about it, I would like to kill my boss right here and now at this very moment!
I want to start by breaking his arms and legs and finish it of with a knife in his stomach, so he can bleed to death.
What to do?
Dear Dr Seitse,
We at the General Medical Council ®, have received several complaints of sexual perversion towards patients [including,but not limited to, the female patients] We feel that as you also appear to have a MONKEY by the name of Nurse Stocken [a silly name for a monkey anyway] in your employ we have no alternative but to forward the complaint to the RSPCA™. Be prepared for their imminent arrival for inspection of you premises - they will, of course, expect a demonstration of these alleged perversions.
I look forward to - err I mean they look forward to their visit.
Yours faithfully,
Dr Mush.
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RSPCA™ = Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals.
Originally posted by Loose ScrewOh, this martians really don't learn, do they?
Planet of origin: Mars
Official age: 39
Real age: 93
Sexual orientation: straight
Sexual deviation: I like to watch others.
Your problem: After having some pleasant dreams and fantasies about it, I would like to kill my boss right here and now at this very moment!
I want to start by breaking his arms and legs and finish it of with a knife in his stomach, so he can bleed to death.
What to do?
Our dear LS,
The problem with your homicidal fantasies is not the fantasy
in itself, but the method.
Why dismembersing and then knifing? Why not poisoning? You may
be aware of that the courts take into account in a big way the
ruthlesness and bloodiness in which crimes are perpetrated. And,
although nurse Stocken and trully yours do not wish you to be caught,
it is our duty as professional to look for your well being.
Therefore, please consider poisoning, as I mentioned, or hire a gang
of [CENSORED] to sodomize the boss until he/she bleeds to death.
Nah, on a second thought, better not. Rape is not a laughing matter...
unless you rape a clown! 😵
Originally posted by Dr StrangeloveGeneral Medical Council
Dear Dr Seitse,
We at the General Medical Council ®, have received several complaints of sexual perversion towards patients [including,but not limited to, the female patients] We feel that as you also appear to have a [b] MONKEY by the name of Nurse Stocken [a silly name for a monkey anyway] in your employ we have no alternative but to for ...[text shortened]...
I look forward to - err I mean they look forward to their visit.
Yours faithfully,
Dr Mush.[/b]
Somewhere Street 42
0056-WGJ Brighton, UK
Attention: Hush Mush, M.D., MBA
Re: Inspection
Dear Doctor Mush,
We acknowledge receipt of your kind letter instructing us about the
upcoming visit of the supervisors.
Although we aprecciate your notification and the intentions involved,
we would like to obtain further details regarding the aforementioned
inspection.
Are we allowed to videotape the reenacting of the therapeutic
perversions performed by our beloved nurse Stocken?
If you have further questions or comments, please do not hesitate
to contact us for we shall be delighted to be of further assistance.
Best regards,
Dr. Seitse