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Originally posted by bub
hire a gang
of Hell's Angels to sodomize the boss until he/she bleeds to death


😠

Originally posted by Loose Screw
LMAO - Bub are you free to sodomize my male boss? 😛

Originally posted by stocken
Another one. Name the band if you can remember (no googling allowed):

You spin me right round, baby, right round. Like a record, baby, right round,
round, round. You spin me right round, baby, right round. Like a record,
baby, right round, round, round...

Originally posted by bub
Im sure i could find a very large tool somewhere 😕

Originally posted by MissShell
i cant stop listening to Shakira's "Hips Dont Lie" and dancing around...

what should i do?

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT!!!

i need help i am seeing david bowie now in tights everywhere i look! and am thinking of horses while thinking about him!!!

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Originally posted by MissShell
i need help i am seeing david bowie now in tights everywhere i look! and am thinking of horses while thinking about him!!!

When the outside temperature rises
And the meaning is oh so clear
One thousand and one yellow daffodils
Begin to dance in front of you - oh dear
Are they trying to tell you something
Youre missing that one final screw
Youre simply not in the pink my dear
To be honest you havent got a clue

Im going slightly mad
Im going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - ooh oh
It finally happened
Im slightly mad
Oh dear

Im one card short of a full deck
Im not quite the shilling
One wave short of a shipwreck
Im not my usual top billing
Im coming down with a fever
Im really out to sea
This kettle is boiling over
I think Im a banana tree
Oh dear

Im going slightly mad
Im going slightly mad
It finally happened - happened
It finally happened - uh huh
It finally happened
Im slightly mad
Oh dear

Ooh ooh ah ah
Ooh ooh ah ah
Im knitting with only one needle
Unravelling fast its true
Im driving only three wheels these days
But my dear how about you

Im going slightly mad
Im going slightly mad
It finally happened
It finally happened - oh yes
It finally happened
Im slightly mad
Just very slightly mad

And there you have it

Originally posted by Shallow Blue
Post MPEGs?

Richard, running away very fast

YouTube

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I've had this video of their Shakira patient forwarded from Nurse Stocken - Thanks nurse - very sexy. 😉

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAqLybtgmmY

Originally posted by Dr Strangelove
I've had this video of their Shakira patient forwarded from Nurse Stocken - Thanks nurse - very sexy. 😉

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAqLybtgmmY

Originally posted by MissShell
hahaha that is great!!! i think i hate that song now.. you founf the cure!

Originally posted by Loose Screw
Dr Seitse,

Where can I order those poisened darts that will leave a person for dead (unconcious) for a couple of days.
I'm thinking of using that for my boss and then bury him quickly in the ground before he wakes up again.

I'm Loosing my Screws here. 😞

Originally posted by Loose Screw
Ah what the hell, I'm going to knock him down now and bury him directly in the ground behind the office.

I'm feeling like I'm Screwed Loose at the the moment.