Originally posted by Loose ScrewAh! Progress! Great!
Ah what the hell, I'm going to knock him down now and bury him directly in the ground behind the office.
I'm feeling like I'm Screwed Loose at the the moment.
Nurse Stocken and I are very glad to see such an improvement in
your case, Mr. Screw. The less evidence left, the better.
Another cured patient!!
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT!
Originally posted by SeitseHelp, I need somebody,
Ah! Progress! Great!
Nurse Stocken and I are very glad to see such an improvement in
your case, Mr. Screw. The less evidence left, the better.
Another cured patient!!
[b]NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT![/b]
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, help.
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me?
And now my life has changed in oh so many ways,
My independence seems to vanish in the haze.
But every now and then I feel so insecure,
I know that I just need you like I've never done before.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me.
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you being round.
Help me, get my feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh.
Originally posted by SeitseI am a 26 year old who plays plenty of sport, has a healthy social life, loves music, love my partner and is very happy with my job. But the problem is, is that I love watching Antiques Roadshow. I love it and can’t get enough. My girlfriend is convinced I have something wrong with me. Can you tell me if this is normal.
Ah! Progress! Great!
Nurse Stocken and I are very glad to see such an improvement in
your case, Mr. Screw. The less evidence left, the better.
Another cured patient!!
[b]NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT![/b]
Originally posted by Daemon Sinyou need heaps of help!!! darl!
Help, I need somebody,
Help, not just anybody,
Help, you know I need someone, help.
When I was younger, so much younger than today,
I never needed anybody's help in any way.
But now these days are gone, I'm not so self assured,
Now I find I've changed my mind and opened up the doors.
Help me if you can, I'm feeling down
And I do appreciate you ...[text shortened]... y feet back on the ground,
Won't you please, please help me, help me, help me, oh.
Dear Dr Seitse I have a very serious problem!
I have a family member who despite of her very old age insists on acting like a 18 year old, I have tried to tell her on many occasions to act her age but she refuses to.
She claims age is only a number.
She rides motercycles,Practices kick boxing and karate,and generally does things that are most unfitting for a nurse and lady.
I have tried on many occasions to book her into an old peoples home, but as of yet no home will take her due to her delinquency.
Please please help me this is a mother from hell!.
Originally posted by EsotericAbsolutely it is!
I am a 26 year old who plays plenty of sport, has a healthy social life, loves music, love my partner and is very happy with my job. But the problem is, is that I love watching Antiques Roadshow. I love it and can’t get enough. My girlfriend is convinced I have something wrong with me. Can you tell me if this is normal.
What's wrong about watching Antiques Roadshow.
There is something called the 'Antiques Roadshow Closet Syndrom'
(known as ARCS in academic circles, particularly by the Hamburg
school of socially disturbing behaviors), and it is known for producing
unpleasant social consequences for the affected.
You need to get up, stand up, stand up for your rights to watch Antique
Roadshow. Listen: Preacherman, dont tell me, heaven is under the
earth. I know you dont know what life is really worth. Its not all that
glitters is gold; half the story has never been told: So now you see the
light, eh! Stand up for your rights. come on!
Please don't forget to PM your details to nurse Stocken on your way
out.
Originally posted by dizzymcDear Mr. MC,
Dear Dr Seitse I have a very serious problem!
I have a family member who despite of her very old age insists on acting like a 18 year old, I have tried to tell her on many occasions to act her age but she refuses to.
She claims age is only a number.
She rides motercycles,Practices kick boxing and karate,and generally does things that are most unfitting fo ...[text shortened]... o home will take her due to her delinquency.
Please please help me this is a mother from hell!.
Are you dizzy by her behavior?
The answer is then to join her! History has demonstrated that
hyperactive mothers are unstopable and that life is miserable if
you try to do it. Mainly, the answer is to join them, then, in an
effort to keep up the pace.
Good luck with the karate thing.
Best regards,
Dr. Seitse
Dr Sietse, For a week now I have been alone, it seems my star has left me. My avatar used to be a real corker but now I don't stand out with this boring grey one. This is seriously affecting my confidence. I can't challenge anyone else to games and I feel that if I had some money I could get another star quite easily but I fear that one would leave too and I would be alone again. Please help😉-
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Originally posted by SeitseDon't let them fool ya, or even try to school ya.
Absolutely it is!
What's wrong about watching Antiques Roadshow.
There is something called the 'Antiques Roadshow Closet Syndrom'
(known as ARCS in academic circles, particularly by the Hamburg
school of socially disturbing behaviors), and it is known for producing
unpleasant social consequences for the affected.
You need to get up, stand up, sta ...[text shortened]... ghts. come on!
Please don't forget to PM your details to nurse Stocken on your way
out.
Originally posted by MissShell(ooh) What you want
you need heaps of help!!! darl!
(ooh) Baby, I got
(ooh) What you need
(ooh) Do you know I got it?
(ooh) All I'm askin'
(ooh) Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit)
Hey baby (just a little bit) when you get home
(just a little bit) mister (just a little bit)
I ain't gonna do you wrong while you're gone
Ain't gonna do you wrong (ooh) 'cause I don't wanna (ooh)
All I'm askin' (ooh)
Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit)
Baby (just a little bit) when you get home (just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)
I'm about to give you all of my money
And all I'm askin' in return, honey
Is to give me my profits
When you get home (just a, just a, just a, just a)
Yeah baby (just a, just a, just a, just a)
When you get home (just a little bit)
Yeah (just a little bit)
Ooo, your kisses (ooh)
Sweeter than honey (ooh)
And guess what? (ooh)
So is my money (ooh)
All I want you to do (ooh) for me
Is give it to me when you get home (re, re, re ,re)
Yeah baby (re, re, re ,re)
Whip it to me (respect, just a little bit)
When you get home, now (just a little bit)
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Find out what it means to me
R-E-S-P-E-C-T
Take care, TCB
Oh (sock it to me, sock it to me,
sock it to me, sock it to me)
A little respect (sock it to me, sock it to me,
sock it to me, sock it to me)
Whoa, babe (just a little bit)
A little respect (just a little bit)
I get tired (just a little bit)
Keep on tryin' (just a little bit)
You're runnin' out of foolin' (just a little bit)
And I ain't lyin' (just a little bit)
(re, re, re, re) 'spect
When you come home (re, re, re ,re)
Or you might walk in (respect, just a little bit)
And find out I'm gone (just a little bit)
I got to have (just a little bit)
A little respect (just a little bit)
Originally posted by cadwahDear Mr. Cadwah,
Dr Sietse, For a week now I have been alone, it seems my star has left me. My avatar used to be a real corker but now I don't stand out with this boring grey one. This is seriously affecting my confidence. I can't challenge anyone else to games and I feel that if I had some money I could get another star quite easily but I fear that one would leave too and I would be alone again. Please help😉-
Your case is a serious one and I have not seen one in years.
Indeed, your fears are correct. Tha lack of a star has direct, drastic
impacts on your internet social life, sucking up not only the confidence
out of yourself but the confidence of others on you.
Few examples exist of a star-less memebr of our community loved and
trusted by the star'd ones, i.e. Dr. Strangelove. The rest, for better or
worse, are correctly seen as free loading trolls with nothing to
contribute for the well-being of the community.
For example, it is well documented that star-less persons suffer from
impotence, chronic anger, and complex of inferiority, as well as small
sized genitals who impress nobody.
Unfortunately, stars are like wives: They come and go, yet bed shall
remain warm as long as you keep one on your side, no matter the
shape, color, or movement. Like potatoe sacks, no matter how stinky
they are... in the middle of the night you can stretch your arm and
they are there. But you have to replace them as soon as you lose
them.
I hope this analysis is useful for you. Now go get a star, slacker!
Trully tours,
Dr. Seitse