Originally posted by Daemon SinCome here sister.....Papa's in the swing
(ooh) What you want
(ooh) Baby, I got
(ooh) What you need
(ooh) Do you know I got it?
(ooh) All I'm askin'
(ooh) Is for a little respect when you come home (just a little bit)
Hey baby (just a little bit) when you get home
(just a little bit) mister (just a little bit)
...
He ain't too hip...about that new breed babe
He ain't no drag
Papa's got a brand new bag
Come here mama....and dig this crazy scene
He's not too fancy....but his line is pretty clean
He ain't no drag.
Papa's got a brand new bag
He's doing the Jerk....
He's doing the Fly
Don't play him cheap 'cause you know he ain't shy
He's doing the Monkey, the Mashed Potatoes, Jump back Jack, See you later
alligator.
Come here sister
Papa's in the swing
He ain't too hip now
but I can dig that new breed babe;
He ain't no drag
He's got a brand new bag
Oh papa! He's doing the Jerk
Papa...he's doing the Jerk
He's doing the twist ... just like this,
He's doing the Fly ev'ry day and ev'ry night
The thing's....like the Boomerang.
Hey....come on
Hey! Hey.....come on
Hey! Hey....he's pu tight...out of sight...
Come on. Hey! Hey!
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
Originally posted by cadwah======================
Dr Sietse, For a week now I have been alone, it seems my star has left me. My avatar used to be a real corker but now I don't stand out with this boring grey one. This is seriously affecting my confidence. I can't challenge anyone else to games and I feel that if I had some money I could get another star quite easily but I fear that one would leave too and I would be alone again. Please helpš-
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Dear Mr. Cadwah,
Your case is a serious one and I have not seen one in years.
Indeed, your fears are correct. Tha lack of a star has direct, drastic
impacts on your internet social life, sucking up not only the confidence
out of yourself but the confidence of others on you.
Few examples exist of a star-less memebr of our community loved and
trusted by the star'd ones, i.e. Dr. Strangelove. The rest, for better or
worse, are correctly seen as free loading trolls with nothing to
contribute for the well-being of the community.
For example, it is well documented that star-less persons suffer from
impotence, chronic anger, and complex of inferiority, as well as small
sized genitals who impress nobody.
Unfortunately, stars are like wives: They come and go, yet bed shall
remain warm as long as you keep one on your side, no matter the
shape, color, or movement. Like potatoe sacks, no matter how stinky
they are... in the middle of the night you can stretch your arm and
they are there. But you have to replace them as soon as you lose
them.
I hope this analysis is useful for you. Now go get a star, slacker!
Trully tours,
Dr. Seitse
Originally posted by EsotericYou remind me of the baby
Come here sister.....Papa's in the swing
He ain't too hip...about that new breed babe
He ain't no drag
Papa's got a brand new bag
Come here mama....and dig this crazy scene
He's not too fancy....but his line is pretty clean
He ain't no drag.
Papa's got a brand new bag
He's doing the Jerk....
He's doing the Fly
Don't play him cheap 'c ...[text shortened]... me on. Hey! Hey!
Hhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
What baby? baby with the power
What power? power of voodoo
Who do? you do
Do what? remind me of the baby
I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry
What could I do
My babys love had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody knew
What kind of magic spell to use
Slime and snails
Or puppy dogs tails
Thunder or lightning
Then baby said
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Put that baby spell on me
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, make him free
I saw my baby, trying hard as babe could try
What could I do
My babys fun had gone
And left my baby blue
Nobody knew
What kind of magic spell to use
Slime and snails
Or puppy dogs tails
Thunder or lightning
Then baby said
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Put that baby spell on me
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby, make him free
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that baby spell on me (ooh)
You remind me of the baby
What baby? the baby with the power
What power? power of voodoo
Who do? you do
Do what? remind me of the baby
Dance magic, dance, ooh ooh ooh
Dance magic, dance magic, ooh ooh ooh
Dance magic
What kind of magic spell to use
Slime and snails
Or puppy dog tails
Thunder or lightning
Something frightening
Dance magic, dance
Dance magic, dance
Put that baby spell on me
Jump magic, jump
Jump magic, jump
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby make him free
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump
Put that magic jump on me
Slap that baby
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic
Slap that slap that baby make him free
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Originally posted by Daemon SinFire in the disco
You remind me of the baby
What baby? baby with the power
What power? power of voodoo
Who do? you do
Do what? remind me of the baby
Fire in the taco bell
Fire in the disco
Fire in the gates of hell
Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
It's my desire, It's my desire, It's my desire
Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
It's my desire, It's my desire, It's my desire
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, When we kiss
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, when we kiss
When we touch
Originally posted by EsotericAh yeah check it out
Fire in the disco
Fire in the taco bell
Fire in the disco
Fire in the gates of hell
Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
It's my desire, It's my desire, It's my desire
Don't you want to know how we keep starting fires?
It's my desire, It's my desire, It's my desire
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, When we kiss
Danger! Danger! High Voltage!
When we touch, when we kiss
When we touch
Gimme a D (D)
Gimme an I (I)
Gimme an S (S)G
imme a C (C)
Gimme an O (Ooooooooooooh)
D.I.S.CO, D.I.S.C.O, D.I.S.C.O, D.I.S.C.O.
Once again here to prove who got styles and who got grooves,
who got rhythms that'll make ya move so so rough but silky smooth.
Throw those hands high in the air, disco charge that derriere,
I don't care you don't care there's a party goin' on so let me make it clear,
woo haar hit that disco feel baby baby I'm for real, this roughnecks rockin
on the microphone it's the roughneck you don't wanna leave alone,
thats right from the waistline down this might sound cold but pound
for pound from Dover sands to 'Frisco the whole wide world is rockin' to disco
She is D, delirious
She is I, incredible
She is S, superficious
She is C, complicated
She is Ohh-oh-ohh
She is D, desirable
She is I, irresistible
She is S, super sexy
She is C, such a cutie
She is Ohh-oh-ohh
D.I.S.C.O, D.I.S.C.O, D.I.S.C.O, D.I.S.C.O.
Hell yeah late one friday night discotheque the vibe was right boy
meets girl, girl meets guy, guy thinks girl is looking fly, staring
this baby right between the eyes lays it on she says high girl wants
more but she's shy guy be thinking girl is dry play it cool what the
heck hickies up and down and around my neck but I'm waitin' for a
smoothie and I'm feelin' kind a groovy. Then she says lets break out
and get a take out round my way and we can make out you how it's
about to go, the whole wide world is in tune to my disco.
She is D, disastrous
She is I, impossible
She is S, super special
She is C, crazy crazy
She is Ohh-oh-ohh
She is D, delightful
She is I, incredible
She is S, sensational
She is C, sweet as candy
She is Ohh-oh-ohh
Ah yeah check it out
Gimme a D (D)
Gimme an I (I)
Gimme an S (S)G
imme a C (C)
Gimme an O (Ooooooooooooh)
Back up in ya face to make the party wild we pulls another ace in
case you cannot comprehend n-trance and the killer whale be droppin'
bombs again it's amazin' how we do the funked up flavour from my
barbecue big poppy on the solo the whole wide world be rockin' with my disco.
D.I.S.CO, D.I.S.C.O, D.I.S.C.O, D.I.S.C.O.
D.I.S.CO, D.I.S.C.O, D.I.S.C.O, D.I.S.C.O.
Originally posted by Brother EdwinDear brother Edwin...
I use self perscribed drugs as medication for aspergos syndrome.
Are you speaking about Asperger Syndrome as described by the
National Autistic Society of the UK?
See http://www.nas.org.uk/nas/jsp/polopoly.jsp?d=212
Or are you speaking about the much more complicated syndrome
so vulgarly described by the Urban Dictionary as follows:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.phpterm=Asparagus+Syndrome
As for taking self prescribed drugs, there is not much I can tell you but:
Relax, pop out, pop in, enjoy
Yours,
Dr. Seitse