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Put an RHP member in a nursery rhyme

Put an RHP member in a nursery rhyme

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@Very-Rusty said
GBS, use to be nice,

Now his veins have turned to ice,

He is very Proud,

to be a part of the crowd,

Throwing shots at his old pal Rusty!

GBS's brain is gone kind of crusty.

-VR
Weak.

Have you always been so thin skinned?

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Weak.

Have you always been so thin skinned?
Ghost says it is weak,

Only Ghost has gone meek,

He searches for a place,

But only sees no space.

Poor Ghost has lost his place,

The guy use to be in the race.

All he has left is calling names,

Hard for him to try and save face.

-VR

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willy willy winky
ran through the town
looking for little Suzzie cos
She had nicked his dressing gown
he knocked on all the windows
but the girl could not be found
he smoked a stick of Kryptonite
cos hash was out of bounds


@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Weak.

Have you always been so thin skinned?
You first.

So good to see you are taking a vacation after this failed attempt at a team-building exercise, which might have had a sinister agenda all along, it has emerged.

I think that your vacation will benefit all the rest of us.

For your sake, I hope there might be some cheese tourism involved.


@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
The idea was to put an RHP member in an existing nursery rhyme (not rewrite one).


Sing a song of sixpence a pocket full of rye,
Four and twenty Kevins baked in a pie,
When the pie was opened the birds began to sing,
Oh wasn't that a dainty dish to set before the king?
Well, not so much dainty as reminiscent of the Holocaust, and of the creative cruelty of the English in times before that.


@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
See the title of the thread and my 4 posts on page 1.
What a flooder.


@Arkturos said
What a flooder.
@Kevin,
@Ghost, wants to make sure he always stands out. He doesn't know yet what many think of him. πŸ˜‰ Personally I just think he loves being the center of attention.

-VR


@Very-Rusty said
@Kevin,
@Ghost, wants to make sure he always stands out. He doesn't know yet what many think of him. πŸ˜‰ Personally I just think he loves being the center of attention.

-VR
Are you just going to pretend you're not aware of his creepy stalking of Suzianne? It's happening right now in the 'how long have you been here thread' and countless other threads.


@Very-Rusty said
@Kevin,
@Ghost, wants to make sure he always stands out. He doesn't know yet what many think of him. πŸ˜‰ Personally I just think he loves being the center of attention.

-VR
@Rusty -- Not to be rude and discuss Ghost as if he is not within earshot, but it does seem that he has some controlling tendencies and maybe a natural talent for organization, both of which he chronically and disrespectfully deploys against others, either haplessly or willfully. πŸ˜‰


@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Are you just going to pretend you're not aware of his creepy stalking of Suzianne? It's happening right now in the 'how long have you been here thread' and countless other threads.
@Rusty -- I wonder if Ghost is jealous of Suzianne, and might feel I am somehow stealing her away from the perhaps insulting and disrespectful shadow of his masculine protection (such as it is) and white-knighting just because I reply to some of her correspondence from time to time.

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@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Are you just going to pretend you're not aware of his creepy stalking of Suzianne? It's happening right now in the 'how long have you been here thread' and countless other threads.
Only Russ would have the stats the verify this, but I'm sure the ratio of my replies to Suzi's posts is much lower than the ratio of her replies to my posts.

But a recent insight I have had is that maybe she enjoys conversing with me (although she comes across as a latch-key kid who only had sarcastic sitcoms for parents -- and if that is really the case, then of course she deserves some sympathy), and therefore her often unclever, low-effort retorts might indicate that she either likes me or at least likes the interaction -- and more generally that some people on the internet might engage in such interactions just for the sake of interaction, and that on the internet maybe sitcom sarcasm is a safer way for some to keep a conversation going than simple declarations of appreciation, which might in real life result in companionable silence, but in internet life might seem like flirting or might result in a silence interpreted as a loss of interest, shunning, or ghosting.


It's interesting how many alerts in my Notifications are about posts from Suzianne (primarily) and Ghost (secondarily).


@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Are you just going to pretend you're not aware of his creepy stalking of Suzianne? It's happening right now in the 'how long have you been here thread' and countless other threads.
Speaking as someone who has experience with databases, I'm sure those threads could be countable.


@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Are you just going to pretend you're not aware of his creepy stalking of Suzianne? It's happening right now in the 'how long have you been here thread' and countless other threads.
@Ghost,
I play more chess than I chat in the forums like yourself! You ever have anything nice to say???

-VR


@Very-Rusty said
@Ghost,
I play more chess than I chat in the forums like yourself! You ever have anything nice to say???

-VR
Nice dodge.

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