Put an RHP member in a nursery rhyme

@venda said
Poor very Rusty
His cupboard was dusty
And didn't contain doggy's bone
On RHP he used his PC.
'Cos he couldn't play chess on a phone

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
The wheels on Moonbus go 'round and 'round
'Round and 'round, 'round and 'round
The wheels on Moonbus go 'round and 'round
All through the town.

There was an odd fellow named Ghost,
whose wit was as dry as old toast.
He wafted about
as if he had clout,
and thought he was better than most.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
This little Rusty went to market
This little Rusty stayed at home
This little Rusty had roast beef
This little Rusty had none
And this little Rusty went...Wee wee wee all the way home.

@Arkturos said
I would have worked "Timmy's" or at least "coffee" into that one.

Trevor Trevor shining star
sees the patterns from afar.
Had some Guinness by and by.
"Where's the loo?" he thought to cry.

Trevor Trevor gets around:
oft in sunny climes he's found.
Has a rep for moving slow,
which is unfair, as some might know.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
See the title of the thread.

@Arkturos said
For instance, you could have substituted "Timmy's" for "roast beef" in the third line.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
The idea was to put an RHP member in an existing nursery rhyme (not rewrite one).

@Arkturos said
You could have said so.

@Arkturos said
Moonbuses don't have wheels.

Hickory Dickory Dock,
Dive ran up the Clock,
Little ghost laughed to see such fun.
and Pondy jumped over the moon.

Little miss Muffit
Told Ghost to Stuff it
while she drank his booze all day
The Ghost Brought more Cider
and sat down beside her
till the cops put the pest away.

Very Rusty sat on a wall
Very Rusty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
“Wouldn’t” put Very Rusty together again.

😲

@Great-Big-Stees said
Very Rusty sat on a wall
Very Rusty had a great fall
All the kings horses and all the kings men
“Wouldn’t” put Very Rusty together again.

😲