Put an RHP member in a nursery rhyme

Hey diddle diddle
Ponder-ible
The cow jumped over the moon
The little dog laughed to see such sport
And the dish ran away with the spoon.

This old Stees, he played one
He played knick-knack on my thumb
With a knick knack paddywhack give the dog a bone
This old Stees cam rolling home…

One fish
Two fish
Red fish
Duke fish

Black fish
Blue fish
Old fish
Sue fish.

Some are thick.
And some are flat.
The flat one has
A yellow hat.
From there to here, from here to there,
Scaley things
Are everywhere.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Half a pound of tuppenny rice,
Half a pound of treacle,
That’s the way the money goes,
Pop Trevor he's the weasel.

Up and down the City Road,
In and out the Eagle,
That’s the way the money goes,
Pop Trevor he's the weasel.

(Easy target).

@Very-Rusty said
@Ghost,
A great way to throw shots at people in a fun way! 😉

-VR

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
In contrast to your own thread, 'Less Liked Person on the Site.'

At least mine is subtle. (And tongue in cheek).

This little Rusty went to market
This little Rusty stayed at home
This little Rusty had roast beef
This little Rusty had none
And this little Rusty went...Wee wee wee all the way home.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
This little Rusty went to market
This little Rusty stayed at home
This little Rusty had roast beef
This little Rusty had none
And this little Rusty went...Wee wee wee all the way home.

Trusty Rusty, poutine, and pie,
Kissed the girls, and made them sigh.
When the boys came out to play,
Trusty Rusty gave them a good talking-to.

Kevin had a little lamb
Her soul was white as snow
And everywhere that Kevin went
The lamb was sure to go.

She followed him to school one day
That was against the rule.
It made the children laugh and play
To see Suzianne at school.

@Very-Rusty said
@Ghost,
A great way to throw shots at people in a fun way! 😉

-VR

Twinkle twinkle little ghost
How I wonder why you post
Would it make you want to cry?
If your ratings weren't so high
Twinkle twinkle little ghost
Playing chess from coast to coast

@venda said
Twinkle twinkle little ghost
How I wonder why you post
Would it make you want to cry?
If your ratings weren't so high
Twinkle twinkle little ghost
Playing chess from coast to coast

The wheels on Moonbus go 'round and 'round
'Round and 'round, 'round and 'round
The wheels on Moonbus go 'round and 'round
All through the town.

Poor very Rusty
His cupboard was dusty
And didn't contain doggy's bone
On RHP he used his PC.
'Cos he couldn't play chess on a phone