@Ghost-of-a-Duke saidOMG
Identity test:
Do you carry an umbrella?
Do you apologise when somebody else bumps into you in the street?
Is 73% of your conversation weather related?
I am you.
(Or you are me)
@orangutan saidSpoken like a true Englishman.
My butler carries mine.
The correct answers to the identity test:
Of course I don't carry an umbrella. That's why a chap has servants.
Yes I apologise if a stranger bumps into me (but then I secretly plot their destruction).
An Englishman who speaks about weather less that 87% of the time has holidayed too much on the continent.
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@Paul-Martin saidYou can't fool me! They don't have weather OR streets in New Zealand.
OMG
I am you.
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@Paul-Martin saidI had the impression that Orangutan understood my paranoid worldview.
And Orangutan?
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@Ghost-of-a-Duke saidI gather that in parts of Canada some might apologize for holding the door open for a stranger.
Yes I apologise if a stranger bumps into me (but then I secretly plot their destruction).
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@Ghost-of-a-Duke saidDo you carry an umbrella?
Identity test:
Do you carry an umbrella?
Do you apologise when somebody else bumps into you in the street?
Is 73% of your conversation weather related?
No, I thrust it pointy-end first.
Do you apologise when somebody else bumps into you in the street?
No, they usually don't get up after having been impaled on my umbrella.
Is 73% of your conversation weather related?
There is a 27% chance that it is not.
@Ghost-of-a-Duke saidSort of a 'scorched earth' policy I imagine.
Are you just going to pretend you're not aware of his creepy stalking of Suzianne? It's happening right now in the 'how long have you been here thread' and countless other threads.