Real atomic batteries using Nickle-63:

Originally posted by @wolfe63
Hickory dickery dock,
Stees ran out the clock.
His nickles were rare,
the prices were fair...
but Un does nothing but talk.

I'm doing my best wolfman

CaptUn Strange

Originally posted by @captain-strange
I'm doing my best wolfman

CaptUn Strange

The wolfman: he's a very strange fella
Hair on his palms, teeth kinda yella.
When the moon becomes full
He feels a weird pull
Gets up on his haunches and just bellas.

Originally posted by @freakykbh
The wolfman: he's a very strange fella
Hair on his palms, teeth kinda yella.
When the moon becomes full
He feels a weird pull
Gets up on his haunches and just bellas.

Once a month he becomes furry
His neighbours always worry
From where he dwells
There are strange smells
Oh no he's eating hot curry.

Originally posted by @captain-strange
Once a month he becomes furry
His neighbours always worry
From where he dwells
There are strange smells
Oh no he's eating hot curry.

I'm all wolf; ticks and mange,
licking my fur, hunting the range.
But when I came here,
I saw them, quite clear...
wobbly fawns, led by some strange.

Originally posted by @wolfe63
I'm all wolf; ticks and mange,
licking my fur, hunting the range.
But when I came here,
I saw them, quite clear...
wobbly fawns, led by some strange.

A full B for that one!

Originally posted by @sonhouse
A full B for that one!

Bcuz?

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
Bcuz?

There once was a guy named Stees,
whose rhymes were wanting to please.
He consulted a book,
and with a second look...
declared; I need tutoring for fees.

Originally posted by @sonhouse
A full B for that one!

Was a boy with a house on the sun,
he peed on his shrubs for fun.
One day he withdrew,
without further adieu...
because he imagined his wiener on bun.

Originally posted by @wolfe63
Was a boy with a house on the sun,
he peed on his shrubs for fun.
One day he withdrew,
without further adieu...
because he imagined his wiener on bun.

Kinda works,

Originally posted by @great-big-stees
Bcuz?

Wolfy and son have a bromance
While we stand there askance
Sonhouse thinks he's a poet
Though wouldn't you know it
Wolfy just wants the finance.

An interesting player in Yorkshire
challenged a woman and said; Dear...
I hope you don't mind
but I finally find
a suitable lady to mate here.

Originally posted by @torunn
An interesting player in Yorkshire
challenged a woman and said; Dear...
I hope you don't mind
but I finally find
a suitable lady to mate here.

There was a young lady from Sweden
I asked her what she was needing
She said I like yogurt and fish
Its my favourite dish
At the market I was caught speeding.

Originally posted by @torunn
An interesting player in Yorkshire
challenged a woman and said; Dear...
I hope you don't mind
but I finally find
a suitable lady to mate here.

The beautiful lass Torunn,
has lots of class and loves fun.
Hopefully she'll spread,
the love in her head...
and others' hatreds will become foreign.

Originally posted by @wolfe63
The beautiful lass Torunn,
has lots of class and loves fun.
Hopefully she'll spread,
the love in her head...
and others' hatreds will become foreign.

My sediments exactly🙂

Originally posted by @sonhouse
My sediments exactly🙂

You are all so nice, thank you.