Originally posted by Raven69Dear Raven69,
Dear Prof,
Come and stay where, exactly? My last trip to the most pitiful little town imaginable taught me to ask before I agree. (And no, I am not talking about Bad Wolf's town, which I am sure is indeed lovely.)
Much curiosity,
Raven
On the advice of my advice columnist, I'm sorry but I'll have to decline to tell you where I live. I think it's for the best. I'm probably dead or gay, anyways, so you're not missing much.
Wishing you luck in love,
Someone else.
Originally posted by Raven69Dear 🙁,
Dear Dead & Gay,
🙁
Much love,
Raven
Losing someone can be tough, especially someone you've been so close to for so many years. I myself recently found out that I was dead, and I can tell you it's been hard trying to reconcile myself with the news. Don't be afraid to lean on your friends in your time of need, that's why they're your friends!
With hearty condolences,
PBE6
Originally posted by PBE6Dear Fellow Dead,
Dear 🙁,
Losing someone can be tough, especially someone you've been so close to for so many years. I myself recently found out that I was dead, and I can tell you it's been hard trying to reconcile myself with the news. Don't be afraid to lean on your friends in your time of need, that's why they're your friends!
With hearty condolences,
PBE6
I too recently found out I am a corpse. However, the same source told me just days before that I did not exist at all. So let me just tell you this - 'tis better to be dead then non-existent. I hope that morbid thought cheers you up as much as it did me.
Much leaning,
Raven
Originally posted by duecerDear Soon to be Blind,
Dear Losers,
This thread sucks; so do you. After reading just some of these pathetic letters I want to gouge my eyes out with a claw hammer. You can all crawl into a hole and die.
That is All,
duecer
Since you such an expert on what makes a great thread, we all patiently await your contribution to the RHP community.
Much love,
Raven
Originally posted by Raven69OH. MY. GOD!!!
Oy!~
Oh most kind and noble Sir, I would be ever so grateful if you would bless my humble little clan with your divine presence. It would brighten up my day ever so, and bring much joy into my otherwise dull life. I thank you from the bottom of my heart for considering this.
Kindest regards and the warmest of wishes,
Raven
Will you join now?
My dearest wish come true! Yes! Raven, a thousand times, Yes!
Yours
Over the moon