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Raven69

Different

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23 Jun 09 05:29

The only Mr T

Joined: 10 Jan 08
Moves: 22262

26 Jun 09 15:44

Originally posted by Blackamp
OH. MY. GOD!!!

My dearest wish come true! Yes! Raven, a thousand times, Yes!

Yours
Over the moon

he's showing too much enthuiasim, kick him for the lulz 😛

Raven69

Different

Joined: 16 Mar 07
Moves: 7738

26 Jun 09 16:12

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Originally posted by PBE6
Dear Raven,

I hate love. How will this affect my sex life?

Thanks in advance,
Chaffed by choice.

Dear By Choice,

You will have a lot of great casual sex sans love. Enjoy.

Much lo...er, Sincerely,
Raven

uzless

The So Fist

Voice of Reason

Joined: 28 Mar 06
Moves: 9908

26 Jun 09 16:29

Originally posted by PBE6
Dear Bewildered,

We've all been there at one time or another. I'm sure if you keep digging, you'll find the answers you're looking for.

or maybe his collection of 1976 playboy magazines....

uzless

The So Fist

Voice of Reason

Joined: 28 Mar 06
Moves: 9908

26 Jun 09 16:33

1 edit

Originally posted by Raven69
Dear Fellow Dead,

I too recently found out I am a corpse. However, the same source told me just days before that I did not exist at all. So let me just tell you this - 'tis better to be dead then non-existent. I hope that morbid thought cheers you up as much as it did me.

Much leaning,
Raven

Dear Dead girl

Turn the tables with our unity
They're neither moral nor majority
Wake up and smell the coffee
Or just say no to individuality

When we pretend that we're dead
When we pretend that we're dead
They can't hear a word we've said
When we pretend that we're dead...

In sol,

-L7

Blackamp

Death

is no semi-colon

Joined: 14 Dec 08
Moves: 23029

26 Jun 09 17:15

Originally posted by trev33
he's showing too much enthuiasim, kick him for the lulz 😛

i've discovered my inner 'uncool guy'😉

PBE6

Bananarama

False berry

Joined: 14 Feb 04
Moves: 28719

26 Jun 09 17:19

Originally posted by Raven69
Dear By Choice,

You will have a lot of great casual sex sans love. Enjoy.

Much lo...er, Sincerely,
Raven

Dear Raven,

What's the best way to let a casual sex partner know that I'm interesting in experimenting with formal sex? And is it best to drop this bomb before or after my socks come off?

Thanks in advance,
Curious.

The only Mr T

Joined: 10 Jan 08
Moves: 22262

26 Jun 09 17:43

Originally posted by PBE6
Dear Raven,

What's the best way to let a casual sex partner know that I'm interesting in experimenting with formal sex? And is it best to drop this bomb before or after my socks come off?

Thanks in advance,
Curious.

dear man whore

please elaborate on the term 'formal' sex. do you need written permission and is there a to do list?

thank you for your time
happy regimented sex

raven's PA

trev

duecer

anybody seen my

underpants??

Joined: 01 Sep 06
Moves: 56453

26 Jun 09 17:48

Dear Raven,

What's the best way to let my partner know that she needs to be tested?

All my love,
Dripping in new England

Raven69

Different

Joined: 16 Mar 07
Moves: 7738

26 Jun 09 17:59

Originally posted by trev33
dear man whore

please elaborate on the term 'formal' sex. do you need written permission and is there a to do list?

thank you for your time
happy regimented sex

raven's PA

trev

..and are there any waivers to sign?

Raven69

Different

Joined: 16 Mar 07
Moves: 7738

26 Jun 09 18:01

Originally posted by duecer
Dear Raven,

What's the best way to let my partner know that she needs to be tested?

All my love,
Dripping in new England

Dear English Dripper,

Tell her "You need to be tested."

Much love,
Raven

smw6869

Granny

Parts Unknown

Joined: 19 Jan 07
Moves: 73159

26 Jun 09 18:19

Originally posted by PBE6
Dear Raven,

What's the best way to let a casual sex partner know that I'm interesting in experimenting with formal sex? And is it best to drop this bomb before or after my socks come off?

Thanks in advance,
Curious.

Dear Curious:

It's best to leave one sock on, but Two socks are even better to prevent pregnancy.

Raven's GRANNY.

YEAH BOY

Madison Square Garde

Joined: 03 Jan 06
Moves: 249339

27 Jun 09 04:43

Originally posted by Very Rusty
You wouldn't have fit in anyways. It was best all around, and for you too. I know from previous experience.

I hope this doesn't offend the Mod that sent me a note.

I am not answering because my name was used as you don't want me doing that. ( Seems weird to me )

I was just agreeing with another poster, hope that passes your strict mod rules.

But out...simpleton