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Originally posted by trev33
She...
She screams in silence
A sullen riot penetrating through her mind
Waiting for a sign
To smash the silence with the brick of self-control

Are you locked up in a world
That's been planned out for you?
Are you feeling like a social tool without a use?
Scream at me until my ears bleed
I'm taking heed just for you

She...
She's figured out
Al ...[text shortened]... se's point of view
Waking up this time
To smash the silence with the brick of self-control
Very nice. 🙂

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Originally posted by trev33
i'm now taking bets on how many recs this post gets.

5 - 14-1
6- 10-1
7 - 5-1
8 - 2-1
9 - 6-4
10 - evens
11- 6-5
12 - 2-1
13 - 3-1
14 - 5-1
15 - 8-1


any takers?
This post will get more recs.

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Originally posted by Raven69
Very nice. 🙂
i didn't steal it from green day, i swear.





























*do you think she believes us?

- i dunno, i doubt it. better say something funny to make it up.

*like what?

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Originally posted by trev33
i didn't steal it from green day, i swear.

*do you think she believes us?

- i dunno, i doubt it. better say something funny to make it up.

*like what?
I always believe everything you say.

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Originally posted by Raven69
I always believe everything you say.
i have nothing to respond to that.

nothing

not a thing

zip

nada

zero










































because why would you have reason to doubt what i say?



btw don't google 'green day - she'

don't make me post this

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Dear Raven,

I have an enemy who dreams of having cybersex with all his opponents on RHP. What is the best way to take advantage of this?


Much hate,
tomtom

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Originally posted by tomtom232
Dear Raven,

I have an enemy who dreams of having cybersex with all his opponents on RHP. What is the best way to take advantage of this?


Much hate,
tomtom
Become gay? 😕

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Become gay? 😕
Possibly but how would that help me humiliate him?

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Originally posted by tomtom232
Possibly but how would that help me humiliate him?
use your imagination.

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Originally posted by tomtom232
Dear Raven,

I have an enemy who dreams of having cybersex with all his opponents on RHP. What is the best way to take advantage of this?


Much hate,
tomtom
Dear He Who Probably Has Too Much Time On His Hands,

If having a second account was not against ToS, I would tell you to make a second account pretending to be a nice young lady, chat him up, have cybersex with him and then post it on RHP publicly embarrassing him. However, it IS against ToS, so I "won't" tell you to do that.* Instead, I'll tell you to use that creative energy of yours to do something at least mildly more constructive than think up of ways to hurt your interwebz enemies.

My advise is to worry less about your enemies and more about yourself.

Some love,
Raven

*Please note that Raven and her associates in no way condone the breaking of ToS.

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I keep having this recurring dream that I am doing RHP in my sleep and I can't fall asleep, cause I'm doing RHP in my sleep and I can't fall asleep, cause I'm doing RHP in my sleep and I can't fall asleep,..........

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Originally posted by KJCavalier
I keep having this recurring dream that I am doing RHP in my sleep and I can't fall asleep, cause I'm doing RHP in my sleep and I can't fall asleep, cause I'm doing RHP in my sleep and I can't fall asleep,..........
Dear Asleep,

This is actually just a dream. My advice is to pinch yourself until wake up, you're late for work!

Much love,
Raven

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Originally posted by Raven69
Dear He Who Probably Has Too Much Time On His Hands,

If having a second account was not against ToS, I would tell you to make a second account pretending to be a nice young lady, chat him up, have cybersex with him and then post it on RHP publicly embarrassing him. However, it IS against ToS, so I "won't" tell you to do that.* Instead, I'll tell you to us ...[text shortened]...

*Please note that Raven and her associates in no way condone the breaking of ToS.
Dear Raven,

I have taken your advice and started worrying more about myself. However, I can't think of any good way to take advantage of my weaknesses and humiliate myself. What would you suggest? Should I study Very Rusty's posting habits?

Less hate than before,
tomtom

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Originally posted by tomtom232
Dear Raven,

I have taken your advice and started worrying more about myself. However, I can't think of any good way to take advantage of my weaknesses and humiliate myself. What would suggest? Should I study Very Rusty's posting habits?

Less hate than before,
tomtom
Dear Worrier,

No. Just no.

One Rusty is more than enough for any forum. And since when does "worry about yourself" = "think up of ways to humiliate yourself"??

2.7% more love than before,
Raven

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Originally posted by Raven69
Dear Worrier,

No. Just no.

One Rusty is more than enough for any forum. And since when does "worry about yourself" = "think up of ways to humiliate yourself"??

2.7% more love than before,
Raven
THE DUMB AND DUMBER POST:

You pick which is which!!

YOU OR TOMTOM.

One of you is enough for any forum, Miss Prissy!

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