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Originally posted by SJ247
I want a nasty little Jewish Princess
With long phony nails and a hairdo that rinses
A horrny little Jewish Princess
With a garlic aroma that could level Tacoma
Lonely inside
Well, she can swallow my pride

I want a hairy little Jewish Princess
With a brand new nose, who knows where it goes
I want a steamy little Jewish Princess
With over-worked gums ...[text shortened]... Won't someone send me a princess who bites
Won't someone send me a princess who bites
If she's hairy I'm in.......No beards or taches though!

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Originally posted by royalchicken
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How many entries do you have?

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Originally posted by rwingett
How many entries do you have?
Seven, counting one that was promised me which I have not yet received.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Seven, counting one that was promised me which I have not yet received.
Then you have six. Plonker.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Then you have six. Plonker.
I'm in the midst of writing the seventh; it's my entry, and I have it all in my head, plonker.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
I'm in the midst of writing the seventh; it's my entry, and I [b]have it all in my head, plonker.[/b]
Have it your own way, BoilChicken.

You're still a plonker.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Have it your own way, BoilChicken.

You're still a plonker.
I never contested my plonker status.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
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Parajump.

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perambulatory bump

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Ecky thump!

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Originally posted by Bowmann
Ecky thump!
Emmerdale...😀

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Originally posted by royalchicken
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So whats the deal here again..?