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RHP VERSE COMPETITION

RHP VERSE COMPETITION

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No thematic constraints. Any verse will do. Send submissions to mark.hagen@ic.ac.uk by the 1st of June, whereupon I will post them all and voting will commence.

All submission emails must have something reverent about the Whale Father in the subject line. Also (SHAV), don't post your submissions directly in this thread and make me rewrite history (SHAV)!

Voting rules will be slightly different from last time to give voters more range in expressing preferences, so I will post them immediately before voting actually begins.

Off you go.

EDIT Any submissions from schakuhr will be heavily scrutinised due to previous plagiaristic antics.

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I made this the bump in your ride
burn it off the internet, and bump it outside
we keeping it live, we keeping it live
we keeping it live, we keeping it live
burn it off the effing internet, and bump it outside.

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catfoodtim and ravello nowhere to be seen cause they are yellow

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Originally posted by Vladamir no1
catfoodtim and ravello nowhere to be seen cause they are yellow
This will not be considered an entry as you have violated one of the rules of the competition.

Please have a mod remove your post and submit your verse through the correct channels.

Thank you.

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I once spent an evening with Lola or Layla

She said make me breathless

I hid her inhaler.

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I suppose it's one entry per entrant?

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Originally posted by Bowmann
I once spent an evening with Lola or Layla

She said make me breathless

I hid her inhaler.
"inhaler" rhymes with "Layla"?

Maybe if you're from New York City.

Shaaaaaame...

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Originally posted by Suzianne
"inhaler" rhymes with "Layla"?

Maybe if you're from New York City.

Shaaaaaame...
It does in English...

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Originally posted by royalchicken
No thematic constraints. Any verse will do. Send submissions to mark.hagen@ic.ac.uk by the 1st of June, whereupon I will post them all and voting will commence.

All submission emails must have something reverent about the Whale Father in the subject line. Also (SHAV), don't post your submissions directly in this thread and make me rewrite history ...[text shortened]... Any submissions from schakuhr will be heavily scrutinised due to previous plagiaristic antics.
Does this mean I've not to post a story here?

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Originally posted by shavixmir
Does this mean I've not to post a story here?
Right. Let's keep the bog roll masturbatory aids between you and me until I see fit to make them public this time, all right?

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Do you still have my entry from last time this didn't kick off?

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Originally posted by Starrman
Do you still have my entry from last time this didn't kick off?
Afraid not; please fire it over again.

That's not to say everyone can assume Starrman's entering, people. The secrecy of the entries is preserved by the PM I just received from same saying:

"Why would I enter your fool verse competitions anyway, fool?"

The same goes for Shav. He wanted to enter, but is too busy listening to the soothing, vaguely erotic tones of belching Indian women.

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Originally posted by royalchicken
Afraid not; please fire it over again.

That's not to say everyone can assume Starrman's entering, people. The secrecy of the entries is preserved by the PM I just received from same saying:

"Why would I enter your fool verse competitions anyway, fool?"

The same goes for Shav. He wanted to enter, but is too busy listening to the soothing, vaguely erotic tones of belching Indian women.
Actually you're right, I was going to ask you not to enter it if you still had it, I don't think I'm happy with the idea now.

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If it wasn't clear from the secrecy of entries, anyone can enter as many times as xe likes.

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Submissions thus far have been very good but few in number. Get writing.