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Originally posted by Red Night
I love the analyis. I got this image of Homer Simpson in my head this morning: "Howard will be expecting me to throw scissors for a third time in a row, but he'll figure that I'll expect him to expect that and try to cross him up by throwing paper, so I'll throw rock.....Dooooh!"

This is way too funny.
Sad that you think that was serious.

Congratulations to Howard; all those years of hanging around playgrounds finally paid off! Now he has the greatest acheivement of his life; I bet his Mum is verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry proud.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Sad that you think that was serious.

Congratulations to Howard; all those years of hanging around playgrounds finally paid off! Now he has the greatest acheivement of his life; I bet his Mum is verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry proud.
Spoken like the biggest loser in the RHP RPS Tournament.

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Originally posted by Red Night
Spoken like the biggest loser in the RHP RPS Tournament.
Yes what an absolute disaster that is! I can't bear the awful shame.

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Yes what an absolute disaster that is! I can't bear the awful shame.
Hang in there, buddy. PM me before you do anything stupid.

Your good friend,
Phil

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Yes what an absolute disaster that is! I can't bear the awful shame.
My advice to you: DON'T DRINK THE KOOL-AID!

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Sad that you think that was serious.

Congratulations to Howard; all those years of hanging around playgrounds finally paid off! Now he has the greatest acheivement of his life; I bet his Mum is verrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry proud.
You really are a fantastic role-model for everyone on the site:

Firstly you spend eons deducing that I will throw rock (incorrectly) only to then chose scissors. DOH.

Then when you finally scrape a thrashing, you show what a graceful loser you are.

Key word: LOSER.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

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Originally posted by howardgee
You really are a fantastic role-model for everyone on the site:

Firstly you spend eons deducing that I will throw rock (incorrectly) only to then chose scissors. DOH.

Then when you finally scrape a thrashing, you show what a graceful loser you are.

Key word: LOSER.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.
Hate to disappoint you, but I spent a grand total of about 10 seconds on my decisions on what to throw. About a minute apiece for the PMs, though. And you still need a reading comprehension course; don't they have those in between the bouts of buggery in the English public schools?

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Hot rocks, sharp scissors, and papercuts!

OMG!

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Hate to disappoint you, but I spent a grand total of about 10 seconds on my decisions on what to throw. About a minute apiece for the PMs, though. And you still need a reading comprehension course; don't they have those in between the bouts of buggery in the English public schools?
Are you denying that you completely ballsed up your second throw?

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Originally posted by no1marauder
Hate to disappoint you, but I spent a grand total of about 10 seconds on my decisions on what to throw. About a minute apiece for the PMs, though. And you still need a reading comprehension course; don't they have those in between the bouts of buggery in the English public schools?
I've played in some golf tournaments where they give the last place loser a fishing rod.

What do you give to the last place loser in a rock, paper, scissors tournament?

A Candyland game?

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Originally posted by Red Night
I've played in some golf tournaments where they give the last place loser a fishing rod.

What do you give to the last place loser in a rock, paper, scissors tournament?

A Candyland game?
Too bad you lacked the balls to even join it. Guess your engine would be no use here, Junior.

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Originally posted by howardgee
Are you denying that you completely ballsed up your second throw?
Your lack of response speaks volumes.

You are the most stupidly stubborn person I have ever encountered.

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
[b]Results!
no1marauder -1 / 0 / -1
howardgee 1 / 0 / 1
howardgee advances to next round![/b]
I thought it was best of 5
So isn't a draw still possible if no1 wins 2 more?

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Originally posted by aging blitzer
I thought it was best of 5
So isn't a draw still possible if no1 wins 2 more?
From the very first post in this thread:

"Each round would be broke into best out of 3 throws, 2 wins and you advance to the next round. "

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
I have decided to go with 5 tie elimination rather than 3.
and from a bit later...