17 Jan 07
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Federer doesn't hit tennis balls; the balls run from his racket.
Only one person has ever seen Federer double fault. Federer politely asked him to not talk about it.
Federer never misses; the pop from his racket causes the linesmen to blink.
Federer's headband would end world hunger. Too bad he's never taken it off.
Federer was born with a tennis racket in his hand. After coming out, he immediately comforted his mother as she was in extreme pain from having passed the racket.
Federer strings his own racket at 300 pounds... with his teeth.
Federer's autograph is worth 3 million dollars; however, he's too modest to give it out.
Federer's serves break the sound barrier.
17 Jan 07
Originally posted by ark13Is Federer the new Chuck Norris?
Federer doesn't hit tennis balls; the balls run from his racket.
Only one person has ever seen Federer double fault. Federer politely asked him to not talk about it.
Federer never misses; the pop from his racket causes the linesmen to blink.
Federer's headband would end world hunger. Too bad he's never taken it off.
Federer was born with a tennis ...[text shortened]... ars; however, he's too modest to give it out.
Federer's serves break the sound barrier.
17 Jan 07
Originally posted by ark13😞😞
Federer doesn't hit tennis balls; the balls run from his racket.
Only one person has ever seen Federer double fault. Federer politely asked him to not talk about it.
Federer never misses; the pop from his racket causes the linesmen to blink.
Federer's headband would end world hunger. Too bad he's never taken it off.
Federer was born with a tennis ...[text shortened]... ars; however, he's too modest to give it out.
Federer's serves break the sound barrier.
And the Chuck jokes can't be explained. You either get it, or you're British.