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Roger Federer Facts

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Federer doesn't hit tennis balls; the balls run from his racket.

Only one person has ever seen Federer double fault. Federer politely asked him to not talk about it.

Federer never misses; the pop from his racket causes the linesmen to blink.

Federer's headband would end world hunger. Too bad he's never taken it off.

Federer was born with a tennis racket in his hand. After coming out, he immediately comforted his mother as she was in extreme pain from having passed the racket.

Federer strings his own racket at 300 pounds... with his teeth.

Federer's autograph is worth 3 million dollars; however, he's too modest to give it out.

Federer's serves break the sound barrier.

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Originally posted by ark13
Federer doesn't hit tennis balls; the balls run from his racket.

Only one person has ever seen Federer double fault. Federer politely asked him to not talk about it.

Federer never misses; the pop from his racket causes the linesmen to blink.

Federer's headband would end world hunger. Too bad he's never taken it off.

Federer was born with a tennis ...[text shortened]... ars; however, he's too modest to give it out.

Federer's serves break the sound barrier.
Is Federer the new Chuck Norris?

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You wrote these...jokes...by yourself, didn't you?

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Originally posted by Palynka
You wrote these...jokes...by yourself, didn't you?
yup 😏

Now explain to me what's funny about the Chuck Norris jokes. If nothing is the answer, they're the perfect parody.

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Originally posted by ark13
Now explain to me what's funny about the Chuck Norris jokes. If nothing is the answer, they're the perfect parody.
They're about Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris doesn't make you smile, he'll MAKE you smile!

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Originally posted by Palynka
They're about Chuck Norris.

If Chuck Norris doesn't make you smile, he'll MAKE you smile!
I bet he can't make Robert Federer smile!

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Originally posted by ark13
Federer doesn't hit tennis balls; the balls run from his racket.

Only one person has ever seen Federer double fault. Federer politely asked him to not talk about it.

Federer never misses; the pop from his racket causes the linesmen to blink.

Federer's headband would end world hunger. Too bad he's never taken it off.

Federer was born with a tennis ...[text shortened]... ars; however, he's too modest to give it out.

Federer's serves break the sound barrier.
😞😞

And the Chuck jokes can't be explained. You either get it, or you're British.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I bet he can't make Robert Federer smile!
Try saying that with no 'e's.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Try saying that with no 'e's.
I can do that with ease. 😏

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Originally posted by Nordlys
I can do that with ease. 😏
But can you do it on it?

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Originally posted by Palynka
But can you do it on it?
Now I'm lost. Noodls phon hom! 🙁

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Now I'm lost. Noodls phon hom! 🙁
You don't like drugs?

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Originally posted by Palynka
You don't like drugs?
Drugs? I am still lost. 🙁

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Drugs? I am still lost. 🙁
On E's!! X!! XTC! You know? Dancing all night? With a crazy smile on your face? Feeling horny and lustful? 🙂

Edit - Something on your mind? Have the feeling you didn't get HoH's thread either... Am I right?

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Originally posted by Palynka
On E's!! X!! XTC! You know?
Oh, XTC! I didn't know it was called "E's", too.

Dancing all night? With a crazy smile on your face? Feeling horny and lustful?

Ugh... I don't think I would feel at e's. 😉