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Originally posted by Palynka
You're right. You didn't get it.
Oh yes I did.

skeeter

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Originally posted by skeeter
Oh yes I did.

skeeter
Jesus wept.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Jesus wept.
Is this guy related to Roger?

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Originally posted by Bobski
Is this guy related to Roger?
Jesus? Yes, I think they are brothers.

Roger wept.

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Originally posted by Nordlys
Jesus? Yes, I think they are brothers.

Roger wept.
Tears of joy

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Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
😞😞

And the Chuck jokes can't be explained. You either get it, or you're British.
I think you will find that in the main it's the americans that keep asking what the chuck norris jokes are all about, even worse sometimes they don't even realize it's a joke and point out that he isn't a very good actor

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Originally posted by stevetodd
I think you will find that in the main it's the americans that keep asking what the chuck norris jokes are all about, even worse sometimes they don't even realize it's a joke and point out that he isn't a very good actor
Chuck Norris does not act. A camera just follows him around as he kicks ass.

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Originally posted by BigDoggProblem
Chuck Norris does not act. A camera just follows him around as he kicks ass.
I know that and you know that but the problem is he dosen't are you gonna tell him? 🙂

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"The Wimbledon men's lawn tennis champion Roger Federer" is an anagram of "Note winning form. He ceded error balls? Tim Henman weeps."

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Originally posted by ark13
Federer doesn't hit tennis balls; the balls run from his racket.

Only one person has ever seen Federer double fault. Federer politely asked him to not talk about it.

Federer never misses; the pop from his racket causes the linesmen to blink.

Federer's headband would end world hunger. Too bad he's never taken it off.

Federer was born with a tennis ...[text shortened]... ars; however, he's too modest to give it out.

Federer's serves break the sound barrier.
eww wtf these are the worst jokes ive ever heard