Roller coasters give us your poo report

Originally posted by jimslyp69
I go on them and poo my pants! They scare the living poo outa me! 😛

Do you poo your pants often?
🙂

Originally posted by EAPOE
Do you poo your pants often?
🙂

What I find more worrying is that his poo is alive.

Originally posted by Nordlys
What I find more worrying is that his poo is alive.

there will be a percentage of his poo that is alive, proberbly a few single cell organisms/bacteria in them.

Am I the only one to have put my poo under a microscope??

Your all weird!!😛

Originally posted by Nordlys
What I find more worrying is that his poo is alive.

😵😵😵

Originally posted by Nordlys
his poo is alive...

...with the sound of music.

Originally posted by dottewell
...with the sound of music.

What a s#i+ musical that was!

Originally posted by orangutan
What a s#i+ musical that was!

I prefer the broadway version, they have a scene where Maria has a feces fight with the children, and then they all proceed to throw rocks at ducks.

Strange, they always leave the gold out of movie adaptations.

Originally posted by jimslyp69
I go on them and poo my pants! They scare the living poo outa me! 😛

So are you...

Housebound, stuck on the interstate, or locked in an airplane?

Is it clear and still? That is, as you stand there defecating, clear up to your ass and still pooing?

Originally posted by orangutan
What a s#i+ musical that was!

MR. HANKEY
...Now come on, son. Don't be so down.


CORNWALLIS
Why? We're just pieces of crap. Christmas
isn't for us.

MR. HANKEY
Christmas is about feeling good. That's
for everybody!

CORNWALLIS
I see the Nativity. There's angels,
shepherds and sheep. But no poo. All
the Christmas movies: Santa, elves,
reindeer. No poo. I'm not a part of
it.

MR. HANKEY
No, you're not a part of it, Carnwallis.
You're all of it. Don't you see?

CORNWALLIS
I'm nothing but crap!

MR. HANKEY
But crap is everything.

Everything that lives on earth poos in some way
And that's how the cycle happens, each and every day
Just look at the green green grass and the birds up in the sky
It's all here because of poo, and now I'll tell you why

'Cause it's eaten by cattle, which is eaten by women and men
It fuses with their bodies and becomes poo again
And that poo goes through the sewer, where it's dumped into the sea.
And it's eaten by the plankton, and becomes the fishes' meal.

And then that bigger fish with the poo still inside
Swims up near the shore and gets eaten alive
By the grizzly bear that poos on a dead piece of sand
So it can spring to life and become food for the land

It's the poo of the antelope, the poo of the giraffe
It falls onto the earth and becomes the blades of grass
The grass is eaten by the cattle, which comes out the other end
To make food for the humans and start all over again

You see, son? You're not an insignificant part of life. You are life.

CORNWALLIS
But how can I be that giraffe and blade
of grass, and a human? I don't control
what they do.

MR. HANKEY
Just like your heart beats without
you thinking about it, so, too, your
giraffes and your humans do what they
do without you even thinkin' about it.
But it is all one life form. It is all...
you.

CORNWALLIS
I think I see now.

I'm the poo of the antelope, that flows down to the ground

MR. HANKEY
Becomes the grass of tomorrow

MR. HANKEY
Which the grazers turn around

CORNWALLIS
So I'm the leg of a leopard and the
wings of a hen

That's the Circle, the Circle of Poo!