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Originally posted by sjeg
Hmm... maybe something goofy would work well. Make her laugh. Good advice too, bub.

Hmmm. Will mull it over.
Tattoo it on yr dick. Thats bound to make her laugh!.
And if it dosnt, your in!

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'Under the sheets I'm like Rocky Balboa
Please let me give you my spermatozoa'

Works every time.

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Originally posted by Bowmann
He could try dropping his trousers.
I said NO sausage humour...

However, I will make an exception if you wish to post us up a JPEG of your massive member, perhaps with a courageous citizen or two standing beside it in the foreground, to give us an idea of scale.

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Originally posted by Esoteric
Crash into her car, then SHE will ask for YOUR phone number. I guarantee it...
I don't think she drives... a bit risky anyway. I'm fairly broke already...

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Originally posted by phil nutley
Tattoo it on yr dick. Thats bound to make her laugh!.
And if it dosnt, your in!
So pulling out your nob guarantees being in? Damn- and I've been pretended being interested in girls' feelings for years now... 😞

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Originally posted by ASROMA
Under the sheets I'm like Rocky Balboa
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What if retarded wop abatoire workers from Philidelphia aren't her type? I know it's unlikely, but I have to cover every angle...

Maybe I could ask Rocky for a sheep's b0ll0ck, though.

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Originally posted by sjeg
So pulling out your nob guarantees being in? Damn- and I've been pretended being interested in girls' feelings for years now... 😞
Might make the old lady in the queue with the teacakes smile though

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Originally posted by phil nutley
Might make the old lady in the queue with the teacakes smile though
If she does, she might be getting some tonight...

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Tea, that is...




Seriously, she was very old and very ugly. 😕

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Originally posted by sjeg
Tea, that is...




Seriously, she was very old and very ugly. 😕
So what happened, sjeg? Did you weasel your way into her heart yet? If you haven't yet, I recommend getting *her* number instead of giving yours out. That way you can make sure the phone call actually happens, and doesn't fall victim to her "misplacement" of your number.

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Originally posted by sjeg
Right- [b]A thread dedicated to predicaments related to the opposite sex- please add your own, if you have any, and I will try and return the favour with anyone else who can help.

Here's my quandary.

There's a super babe who is working down in my local shop. I mean... phwoar. No, really. Ouch.

So, first time I saw her, I chatted her up a little, th ...[text shortened]... Mr. Cheesy Does It, for anonymity, even though you all know who I am) 🙁

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I would love a guy to rock up with a flower in hand with his numberon it.. beats bad pick up lines in a drunken pub any day...

I totally understand your problem have a similar one with a guy but i think we are now in the friend zone of knowing each other and going out for drinks over the past 3 years and nothing happening... friend zone or his gay not quite sure yet hahahahaha...

Do people ever get out of the friend zone???

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Originally posted by Michelle Plassan
I would love a guy to rock up with a flower in hand with his numberon it.. beats bad pick up lines in a drunken pub any day...

I totally understand your problem have a similar one with a guy but i think we are now in the friend zone of knowing each other and going out for drinks over the past 3 years and nothing happening... friend zone or his gay not quite sure yet hahahahaha...

Do people ever get out of the friend zone???
God damn i hate ther Friend zone . . I don't want anymore friends, i want a few sluts. . .whats' the big issue here 🙁

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
God damn i hate ther Friend zone . . I don't want anymore friends, i want a few sluts. . .whats' the big issue here 🙁
I have decided im saving myself for someone special too many promiscious chickies out there i want to be different and special....
have you noticed there aren' many special people out there anymore?

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Originally posted by Michelle Plassan
I have decided im saving myself for someone special too many promiscious chickies out there i want to be different and special....
have you noticed there aren' many special people out there anymore?
I've been told i'm special, but i'm not sure it was a compliment at the time 😕

Feck it, i'd rather have a good beer that a bad ride any day of the week, i can wait for someone nice to come along. . . that's what kickboxing was invented for 🙂

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Originally posted by huckleberryhound
I've been told i'm special, but i'm not sure it was a compliment at the time 😕

Feck it, i'd rather have a good beer that a bad ride any day of the week, i can wait for someone nice to come along. . . that's what kickboxing was invented for 🙂
hahahah si will have to start kickboxing twice a week then to keep me sane... hahaha...