Romantic Advice - Problems/Solutions

Originally posted by sjeg
No, not yet, Bosse, you swine! You didn't even read my post, did you? 🙁

😠 This is a serious predicament. No 'sausage humour', please. But thanks all the same. 😉

you call this a predicament? you've asked a girl out, she gave you a big smile and said maybe. you don't need our advice, we need yours.

Originally posted by sjeg
Right- [b]A thread dedicated to predicaments related to the opposite sex- please add your own, if you have any, and I will try and return the favour with anyone else who can help.

Here's my quandary.

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It's a complicated old world.

-signed sjeg (or Mr. Cheesy Does It, for anonymity, even though you all know who I am) 🙁

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Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Why don't you find out when she knocks off and materialise at that hour to take her to the pub, accepting no excuses? Make a bold impression rather than the wretched one one invariably makes in a supermarket.

Originally posted by st00p1dfac3
this is the best one yet...nothing says cool like stalker style guerilla dating tactics... 😀

If you make more than decent wage:

Write your number on the back of a paycheck stub and give that to her. Always worked well for me with women in low-paying jobs; wal-mart girls really liked it.

Get some some friends to dress up in black suits wearing dark glasses. You yourself dress in a black jumper and balaclava. Get your friends to walk into the shop, look furtively around and them stand, bolt upright, against the wall near the shop door. Two minutes later, come crashing through the door to the sound of some James Bond type music carrying a box of milk tray. Jump over the counter, hand her the chocolates and a calling card with your number on. Leap back out of the door and scream off into the sunset in your ferarri.

Works for me every time.

Originally posted by Crowley
Chew some gum and stick your piece of paper on it.
Throw it into her hair.

Chicks love ingenuity.

Originally posted by bub
...make her laugh gets a girl every time😉

Crash into her car, then SHE will ask for YOUR phone number. I guarantee it.

I actually met one of my old girlfriends this way. She crashed into the back of me and we swapped numbers. A couple of weeks later we went on a date...

Originally posted by Bosse de Nage
Why don't you find out when she knocks off ...

Originally posted by Officer Dibble
you call this a predicament? you've asked a girl out, she gave you a big smile and said maybe.

Originally posted by Lucardo
Go to the local abbatoir, and buy a sheeps testicle...

Originally posted by tmetzler
If you make more than decent wage...

Originally posted by Wheely
Get some some friends to dress up in black suits wearing dark glasses...