Romantic Advice - Problems/Solutions

Originally posted by Bowmann
He could try dropping his trousers.

Yeah that should do the trick with the laughing bit.........................not😵😞

Originally posted by Esoteric
Crash into her car, then SHE will ask for YOUR phone number. I guarantee it.

I actually met one of my old girlfriends this way. She crashed into the back of me and we swapped numbers. A couple of weeks later we went on a date...

One date makes her a girlfriend?

Originally posted by 7ate9
it wouldn't look that bad if his trousers were dropped at the same time, next to Bushs.

sometimes other people's inadequacies make up for your own. 🙂.

maybe he doesn't have one - they might not call him 'Bush' for nothing🙄😞😛

Originally posted by c99ux
One date makes her a girlfriend?

It starts the process.

Originally posted by 7ate9
o.k. i'll give you some help, cause it looks like you need plenty.

🙂.

Subtle in its intricacies. I like the way you think, 7ate9.

Originally posted by 7ate9
it wouldn't look that bad if his trousers were dropped at the same time, next to Bushs.

sometimes other people's inadequacies make up for your own. 🙂.

So my man package is bigger than the President of the United States?

Result!!

Come on, I thought we dropped the sausage humour!!? This is a serious thread, damn it!
😠

Originally posted by dfm65
maybe he doesn't have one - they might not call him 'Bush' for nothing🙄😞😛

{Shudder}

Now I am disturbed by a haunting image of GWB in a supermarket with his trousers down sporting an unkempt vagina.

Even if I do score a golasso (or homerun, for you Yanks), I can't see myself getting aroused for about a week. Will have to go to hypnotherapy.

Damn you all- you have ruined my sexlife!

(Ruined it more than before, you understand)

Originally posted by AThousandYoung
It starts the process.

That's the spirit! 😀

Originally posted by sjeg
Right- [b]A thread dedicated to predicaments related to the opposite sex- please add your own, if you have any, and I will try and return the favour with anyone else who can help.

Here's my quandary.

There's a super babe who is working down in my local shop. I mean... phwoar. No, really. Ouch.

So, first time I saw her, I chatted her up a little, th ...[text shortened]... Mr. Cheesy Does It, for anonymity, even though you all know who I am) 🙁

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My approach is usually to think she hates me and will be offended if I ask because I'm so ugly.

Unorthodox but uniquely ineffective.

Originally posted by asromacalcio
My approach is usually to think she hates me and will be offended if I ask because I'm so ugly.

Unorthodox but uniquely ineffective.

Yes... well, that approach might need some fine-tuning... Emm.

You could lead with the line:

'I am not an animal!' as an icebreaker.

Originally posted by sjeg
Yes... well, that approach might need some fine-tuning... Emm.

You could lead with the line:

'I am not an animal!' as an icebreaker.

so Sjeg... how did it go with the young lady today?

Originally posted by SALADIN
so Sjeg... how did it go with the young lady today?

She's disappeared off the face of the planet. I'm still wondering if I didn't imagine her in the first place.

Today I am going to ask the shop security if I can see their CCTV footage, to see if I was standing by the checkout flirting to thin air. It'd be a bit Hitchcock, but I wouldn't rule it out.