Originally posted by hopscotchChrist said:
[b]666!
How about you?[/b]
Love your enemies.
Christ's enemy was Satan
and Satan's enemy was Christ.
Through Love enmity was destroyed.
Through Love, saint and sinner destroy the enmity between them.
Through Love, Christ and Satan have destroyed their enmity and come together for the End.
Christ to Judge, Satan to execute the Judgement.
The Judgement is Wisdom;
The execution of the Judgemant is Love.
Precept of The Process, Church of the Final Judgement
In Love there is Life
Angela
Originally posted by caissad4actually, your wrong on that one cause Christ controls satan and satan has not been punished for his actions yet. so really, judgement day is not only punishment for sinners, but also for satan
Christ said:
Love your enemies.
Christ's enemy was Satan
and Satan's enemy was Christ.
Through Love enmity was destroyed.
Through Love, saint and sinner destroy the enmity between them.
Through Love, Christ and Satan have destroyed their enmity and come together for the End.
Christ to Judge, Satan to execute the Judgement.
The Judgement is Wisdom; ...[text shortened]... Love.
Precept of The Process, Church of the Final Judgement
In Love there is Life
Angela
Originally posted by xsIf I've told you once, I've told you 100 times...what you are referring to is the LEGAL definition. NOT the lingual definition.
Never let the facts get in the way of a good rant.
http://www.oldbaileyonline.org/history/crime/crimes.html#sodomy
Now rotate.
The old Bailey's indeed...
What I did not know was that the legal use was also such in Britain, but with creationism ever on the increase there, it's no small wonder. I wouldn't even worry about predicting that the legal term orginated in Britain at some point. Although I have never heard of anyone being tried in Britain for giving good head.
Now, where did I put my finger. Yes..here.
Sit and turn. Here's the vaseline.
Originally posted by hopscotchSatan loves rock 'n roll--he's bringing it to the party at the End of Time. The brimstone thing was just a thrill for the mediaval crowds. (Jesus loves rock 'n roll too.)
Does that mean that Satan is Love?
B.O.R.I.N.G.
I thought he was all about fire and brimstone and rock and roll.
This is an awesome joke:
Jesus and Satan have a discussion as to who is the better programmer. This goes on for a few hours until they come to an agreement to hold a contest, with God as the judge.
They sit themselves at their computers and begin. They type furiously, lines of code streaming up the screen, for several hours straight. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning strikes, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power is restored, and God announces that the contest is over.
He asks Satan to show what he has come up with. Satan is visibly upset, and cries, "I have nothing. I lost it all when the power went out."
"Very well, then," says God, "let us see if Jesus fared any better."
Jesus enters a command, and the screen comes to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir pour forth from the speakers. Satan is astonished.
He stutters, "B-b-but how? I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact. How did he do it?"
God smiled all-knowingly, "Jesus saves."
Originally posted by keiferssorry, fogot to quote it first.
actually, your wrong on that one cause Christ controls satan and satan has not been punished for his actions yet. so really, judgement day is not only punishment for sinners, but also for satan
Actually, Christ does not control Satan right now
Originally posted by shavixmirWhat about the cunning lingual definition?
If I've told you once, I've told you 100 times...what you are referring to is the LEGAL definition. NOT the lingual definition.
The old Bailey's indeed...
What I did not know was that the legal use was also such in Britain, but with creationism ever on the increase there, it's no small wonder. I wouldn't even worry about predicting that the legal t ...[text shortened]... ood head.
Now, where did I put my finger. Yes..here.
Sit and turn. Here's the vaseline.