Satan or Jesus

hopscotch

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20 Sep 05 20:00

hopscotch

Joined: 09 Jun 04
Moves: 39731

20 Sep 05 20:00

666!

How about you?

Wildfire

Force of Nature

The Bathroom

Joined: 12 May 05
Moves: 31388

20 Sep 05 20:02

Originally posted by hopscotch
[b]666!

How about you?[/b]

999!

buffalobill

Major Bone

On yer tail ...

Joined: 28 Feb 05
Moves: 16686

20 Sep 05 20:07

Originally posted by Wildfire
[b]999![/b]

69 thanks!

Sariph00

My own private place

Joined: 20 Jul 04
Moves: 5764

20 Sep 05 20:16

Originally posted by buffalobill
69 thanks!

Burn in hell blasphemers!!!😕

XanthosNZ

Cancerous Bus Crash

p^2.sin(phi)

Joined: 06 Sep 04
Moves: 25076

20 Sep 05 20:17

You're all morans.

Darth Sponge

Joined: 03 Mar 05
Moves: 21495

20 Sep 05 20:18

neither nor, or perhaps both

PBE6

Bananarama

False berry

Joined: 14 Feb 04
Moves: 28719

20 Sep 05 20:19

I won't tell until doomsday - I'm waiting for the rapture!!

MCA

TokerSmurf

Bonnie Scotland

Joined: 16 Jun 04
Moves: 15683

20 Sep 05 20:25

Originally posted by Sariph00
Burn in hell blasphemers!!!😕

why post this in reply to the 69 post? is he really saying that his god has a problem with oral sex😕??

I really couldnt worship a god like that 🙄

XanthosNZ

Cancerous Bus Crash

p^2.sin(phi)

Joined: 06 Sep 04
Moves: 25076

20 Sep 05 20:28

Originally posted by MCA
why post this in reply to the 69 post? is he really saying that his god has a problem with oral sex😕??

I really couldnt worship a god like that 🙄

Oral sex is sodomy. That's a sin and if some had their way a crime.

Sariph00

My own private place

Joined: 20 Jul 04
Moves: 5764

20 Sep 05 20:29

Originally posted by MCA
why post this in reply to the 69 post? is he really saying that his god has a problem with oral sex😕??

I really couldnt worship a god like that 🙄

My god has a problem with oral sex,

He can't get enough of it.

Looks like I'm off to simmer for a bit now...

sjeg

Et in Arcadia ego...

Joined: 02 Feb 05
Moves: 1666

20 Sep 05 20:34

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Oral sex is sodomy. That's a sin and if some had their way a crime.

Why is everyone misspelling 'moron' today? It doesn't reflect well. And Moran is an Irish surname, anyway.

Plus oral sex is certainly not sodomy. I don't know where to begin explaining how much is wrong with that!

I feel one of Xanthos's typical bouts of suicidal tendencies coming on if I read much more of this...

shavixmir

Lord

Sewers of Holland

Joined: 31 Jan 04
Moves: 94422

20 Sep 05 20:34

Originally posted by XanthosNZ
Oral sex is sodomy. That's a sin and if some had their way a crime.

Uhhhh...I beg to disagree.

Perhaps you have little experience of being sodomised or being blown, but believe me, one is much more preferable to the other....

XanthosNZ

Cancerous Bus Crash

p^2.sin(phi)

Joined: 06 Sep 04
Moves: 25076

20 Sep 05 20:36

Main Entry: sod·omy
Pronunciation: 'sä-d&-mE
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Old French sodomie, from Late Latin Sodoma Sodom; from the homosexual proclivities of the men of the city in Gen 19:1-11
1 : copulation with a member of the same sex or with an animal
2 : noncoital and especially anal or oral copulation with a member of the opposite sex.

Live and learn.

Algernon

Joined: 06 Jul 05
Moves: 2182

20 Sep 05 20:36

Originally posted by Sariph00
My god has a problem with oral sex,

He can't get enough of it.

Gives new meaning to speaking in tongues...

Happy worshipping!

Bowmann

Non-Subscriber

RHP IQ

Joined: 17 Mar 05
Moves: 1345

20 Sep 05 20:38

Satan, like JC, is dangerous. No one should be using him.

Plenty of safe alternatives.