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Originally posted by @great-big-stees
The only time I had anything with 1500 in it was a 1965 Simca 1500. Oh wait, I once had $1500.00 (CDN) in a chequing account and that was only because the bank, mistakenly, put someone's, not mine, cheque for $1475.00 into my account.
GBS.

I am sure being the honest person you are you got it all straightened out!

-VR

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Originally posted by @very-rusty
GBS.

I am sure being the honest person you are you got it all straightened out!

-VR
Of course but I did accept the little reward the bank offered for my honesty which they stuck in my account raising the balance from $25.00 to $25.05.

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Originally posted by @great-big-stees
Of course but I did accept the little reward the bank offered for my honesty which they stuck in my account raising the balance from $25.00 to $25.05.
We are all honest to a certain extent... 🙂


Originally posted by @torunn
We are all honest to a certain extent... 🙂
I believe you are using the word "ALL" loosely, as not everyone would be so honest. Eventually however it would catch up with them as robbie found out! 😉

-VR

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Originally posted by @very-rusty
I believe you are using the word "ALL" loosely, as not everyone would be so honest. Eventually however it would catch up with them as robbie found out! 😉

-VR
I found a vacuum cleaner once when i was playing football. The ball landed in the bushes, I went to fetch it and there it was. I took it to the police and they were surprised. Six months later I went back and collected it as no one had claimed it and I vacuumed my flat. Another true and exciting story! 😞


Originally posted by @robbie-carrobie
I found a vacuum cleaner once when i was playing football. The ball landed in the bushes, I went to fetch it and there it was. I took it to the police and they were surprised. Six months later I went back and collected it as no one had claimed it and I vacuumed my flat. Another true and exciting story! 😞
I got rid of my vacuum cleaner.

It was just collecting dust.

😞

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Tee hee hee 😀


Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
I got rid of my vacuum cleaner.

It was just collecting dust.

😞
C'mon Ghost.

You can do better than that?


I liked it, some little sunshine among the gloom!

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Originally posted by @chaney3
C'mon Ghost.

You can do better than that?
Better than a joke that won the funniest Edinburgh Fringe joke award a few years back?


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/11041140/Tim-Vines-vacuum-joke-voted-best-one-liner-at-Edinburgh-Fringe.html


Originally posted by @roma45
What category do you fall into
Do you think those who actually pay for a sub are snobs?
Do you think non subs are scum?
That you asked tells us about you.


Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-duke
Better than a joke that won the funniest Edinburgh Fringe joke award a few years back?


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/comedy/comedy-news/11041140/Tim-Vines-vacuum-joke-voted-best-one-liner-at-Edinburgh-Fringe.html
This year's as bad

I think something like....

' I dislike the new £1 coin. Then again, I hate all change' ?????


Originally posted by @blood-on-the-tracks
This year's as bad

I think something like....

' I dislike the new £1 coin. Then again, I hate all change' ?????
The vacuum joke is better.


Originally posted by @lemon-lime
The vacuum joke is better.
It was in my delivery. 🙂


Originally posted by @roma45
What category do you fall into
Do you think those who actually pay for a sub are snobs?
Do you think non subs are scum?
Why can't you be both? ðŸ˜