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I stole fire from the Gods: Prometheus is one lying mother humper!

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Originally posted by demonseed
I stole fire from the Gods: Prometheus is one lying mother humper!
That is methane gas you oaf. It is caused by your cabbage intake.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Nice! I stole a lobster trap once and used it as a coffee table for a while.
I stole a coffee table and used it as a lobster trap.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
I stole a coffee table and used it as a lobster trap.
that explains the steaks at the last lobster boil.

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Oh, and in college, I and some of my drunken friends stole a pizza delivery car. It was left unlocked and running outside one of the dorms. We got in and drove it to another dorm on the other side of campus. I wonder how long it took to find?

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Oh, and in college, I and some of my drunken friends stole a pizza delivery car. It was left unlocked and running outside one of the dorms. We got in and drove it to another dorm on the other side of campus. I wonder how long it took to find?
But did you remember the pizza? 😕

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He had removed all the pizzas. You know we looked!

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
He had removed all the pizzas. You [b]know we looked![/b]
I hate it when that happens.

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Originally posted by Frank Burns
Oh, and in college, I and some of my drunken friends stole a pizza delivery car. It was left unlocked and running outside one of the dorms. We got in and drove it to another dorm on the other side of campus. I wonder how long it took to find?
the great pizza heist!

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Originally posted by wormwood
the great pizza heist!
They stole the scooter but couldn't loot her.