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Originally posted by Bad wolf
I have been campaigning...
**carries lady out of the room*
*pretend struggle* heheh... But wait! You are a mere child, kiddo! That would be wrong, soo very wrong. Unhand me! lol...

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Originally posted by Freddie2006
A group of us once stole about 8 massive chocolate chunks off one of those 3-D cadbury's billboards. These things were about 3feet by 1.5feet and we all used them as coffee tables.
I'd like to see your living room in a heat wave.....

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Liquid soap dispenser from a public restroom wall.
Teenagers + Liquor = Stupid.

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Originally posted by rbmorris
I once stole a newspaper vending machine. Also stole a giant 4 foot bottle opener off the wall of a bar in New York City.
A friend of mine was telling me of a time a gang of them got pished, and decided it would be a good idea to see what they could take out of the pub past the bouncers. Most of the group took small things, like glasses,ashtrays cocktail shaker. My friend arrived out with a 4 foot tall plant pot. 😀

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Originally posted by SJ247
Humans + Liquor = Stupid.
Fixed!

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Originally posted by EsotericWallflower
Who's tommy??? lol
He's that deaf dumb and blind kid who nicked all the pinball machines - or something. 🙁

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Originally posted by EsotericWallflower
*pretend struggle* heheh... But wait! You are a mere child, kiddo! That would be wrong, soo very wrong. Unhand me! lol...
Never! 😉
How old are you? 😀

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A lot of marvel books. And I mean a lot of them.

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Originally posted by Bad wolf
Never! 😉
How old are you? 😀
Old enough, I'm 24... 25 in October.. so 😛. Besides I like my men older and experienced eh, you know who... 😉

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Originally posted by EsotericWallflower
Old enough, I'm 24... 25 in October.. so 😛. Besides I like my men older and experienced eh, you know who... 😉
Oh, what a shame.
I would have been more than willing. 😉

I don't think I've let go of you yet. 😕

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I once stole someone's garden gate after they threatened to put my mother's windows through.

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Potted palm tree (Costa Brava)= 3days jail + persona non grata.

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In High School, I stole a really nice brand-new shirt from my younger brother. He was really pissed because he had no idea where it went. 10+ years later, I had it dry cleaned and folded and wrapped it up and gave it to him as a Christmas gift.

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We had a nightclub in my town called the Clock bar... I stole the L... Fun times...

And wolfie, I don't mind being held... I like hugs!

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Originally posted by rbmorris
Do you like to take things that aren't yours? Of course you do, you wrongheaded rapscallion!

Ever been caught?

What's the largest, most bizarre, stupid or valuable thing you've ever stolen?
We borrowed a huge plastic Robin from a Robins Donuts parking lot. Once we'd rocked it out of the ground it must have weighed 300lbs. It was easily as heavy as Rosey Odonel. It sat in our dorm living room for the whole year.