Originally posted by clive59crawl to the fridge and, if you've seriously thought about it, you'd have put the beer on the bottom shelf. Don't worry about the already opened one (the one you can't reach). Above all don't try to get at it 'cause if ya spill it they tend to get sticky if not licked up quickly and I sense that cleaning isn't a priority for you.
I've fallen and I can't reach my beer....