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For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you

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OK

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you

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Originally posted by rbmorris
[b]OK

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. T ...[text shortened]... ans.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you[/b]
It was a disclaimer, not instructions. 😞

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For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you

(how is this fun?)

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For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you

I'm failing to see a point to this...

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Originally posted by Phlabibit
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese d ...[text shortened]... t and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you

(how is this fun?)
Thank God you and arby have cheered me up. I received bad news tonight, My best friend in NC passed away. He was diagnosed with cancer 1 month before he died.
He was a freakin' nut and I am a better person for having known him.

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When in Rome...

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you

rbmorris
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Originally posted by Ice Cold
[b] When in Rome...

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than A ...[text shortened]... s.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you[/b]
Per quelli di lei che guarda che lei mangia, è qui la parola finale sulla nutrizione e la salute. È un sollievo sapere la verità dopo tutto il lottare gli studi nutrizionali.

1. Il giapponese mangia molto piccolo grasso e soffre meno attacchi di cuore di gli Americani.
2. I messicani mangiano molto grasso e soffrono meno attacchi di cuore di gli Americani.
3. La bevanda il cinese molto piccolo vino rosso e soffre meno attacchi di cuore di gli Americani.
4. Gli italiani bevono molto vino rosso e soffrono meno attacchi di cuore di gli Americani.
5. I tedeschi bevono molta birra e mangiano molte salsicce e grasso e soffre meno attacchi di cuore di gli Americani.

LA CONCLUSIONE
Mangia e beve che lei ama. Inglesi di parlare è apparentemente ciò che uccide lei

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DO AS THE ROMANS
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.
It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you

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The reason behind this is that americans have inborn gene that causes heart attacks. This is Mother Nature's way to limit the number of americans. Now three big hurraahs for Mother Nature!

Hurraah!
Hurraah!
Hurraah!

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Speaking English is apparently what kills you
A reminder that Americans speak American, not English ...
*ducks*

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Some of you sound like you went for your summer holiday in a cave in Afghanistan where some evildoers fed you some strange propaganda.

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Originally posted by Jusuh
The reason behind this is that americans have inborn gene that causes heart attacks. This is Mother Nature's way to limit the number of americans. Now three big hurraahs for Mother Nature!

Hurraah!
Hurraah!
Hurraah!
They have a new term for abortions in America now. They now refer to them as "Jusuh". 😛

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