Originally posted by jimmyb270Especially really good looking girls who are high on themselves. They like to be brought down a peg by someone who is self-confident, self-centred and arrogant. I've seen it so many times, it must be true!
Yep, nice guys always come last.
Take that in any way you wish.
Originally posted by darvlayI don't know about that, but I know I like it when you treat me like crap.
Girls like it when you treat them like crap.
Trust me, I know everything.
BTW, pinnedhorse you're a normal dude as far as I can tell. When I was young, having a girlfriend at 13 was pretty advanced. So don't worry if you haven't been kissed yet. It will happen sooner rather than later.
Oh, one piece of advice: girls hate smelly or painful things, so avoid making jokes about farts or wrestling. That's the sum of my knowledge.
Originally posted by PBE6Wrestling isn't painful, although that could be because I'm so much better than everybody else.
Oh, one piece of advice: girls hate smelly or painful things, so avoid making jokes about farts or wrestling. That's the sum of my knowledge.
Oh, and my farts smell like roses too 😛
shav... I think I like you, wanna meet up? 😛
darv: screw you 😉
And to the poster (sry forgot your name): Don't try too hard. I mean ok, I'm the person to say it (yeah... 16 and still never had a boyfriend... except fred 😀) but you should feel more relaxed about yourself, shav is right. See, the guys I like aren't usually the kind of people for whom you turn your head to stare after them (no I am NOT saying I only hit on ugly guys!) but they are always kinda confident about themselves. And mature.
If you're aiming for a serious relationship, wait some more... if you just want to fool around with someone, try getting someone drunk 😛 (naaah... not that I ever mess around with anyone when I'm drunk 😛).
Seriously, Shav, I liked the advice on kissing... actually, the whole thing was kinda helpful. Could you post one for girls too? pleeease? pretty please?
Angie 😀
Originally posted by StarrmanLook, when you wake up in the morning and the profusion of little tiny threads from your duvet mean she's effectively wearing more than she was when she showed up out of the blue at 4 in the morning, it's time to refer to an old post by T1000 and rethink your duvet choices.
Man, I don't think it's the duvet that's odd 😛
Originally posted by angie88Actually, I've attempted it a couple of times.
shav... I think I like you, wanna meet up? 😛
darv: screw you 😉
And to the poster (sry forgot your name): Don't try too hard. I mean ok, I'm the person to say it (yeah... 16 and still never had a boyfriend... except fred 😀) but you should feel more relaxed about yourself, shav is right. See, the guys I like aren't usually the kind of people for whom ...[text shortened]... thing was kinda helpful. Could you post one for girls too? pleeease? pretty please?
Angie 😀
It's not really going anywhere though.
I've got about 1 page written and all I've managed to do is split girls into three main categories with a little description of each.
For instance:
...But, for the sake of all involved I’ve thought up a categorisation which better fits our needs:
- Skank
- Nice girl
- Untouchable
All men dream of Untouchables, attempt to seduce Nice girls and end up in bed with skanks. It’s the common law known as Sod’s...
What I wanted to do was write an article on how to become an untouchable, but it just ain't workin' out man...
Someday...someday...
Originally posted by shavixmirlol we could write it together... you as an outsider (as in not being a girl... I hope...) and me as a girl 😛
Actually, I've attempted it a couple of times.
It's not really going anywhere though.
I've got about 1 page written and all I've managed to do is split girls into three main categories with a little description of each.
For instance:
[i]...But, for the sake of all involved I’ve thought up a categorisation which better fits our needs:
- Ska ...[text shortened]... how to become an untouchable, but it just ain't workin' out man...
Someday...someday...
Angie 😀