There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home
from the bar. He decides to lay down a park bench and
sleep. Tomorrow he would walk home after he was sober. In
the morning two little girls are walking by to go to school
when they see he is wearing his kilt. One of the little girls
get curious and decide to lift up his kilt. They see he's not
wearing anything under his kilt so one of the little girls takes
a blue ribbon out of her hair and ties it around his thing in a
nice little bow. They put his kilt back down and go to school.
A little while after the man wakes up and natures calling. He
finds the nearest bush, lifts up his kilt and looks down. He
says in his scotish accent, "I don't know where ya been but ya
won first prize."
Originally posted by HurricaneConway125What's the only thing worse than a thread with 100 corny jokes?
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home
from the bar. He decides to lay down a park bench and
sleep. Tomorrow he would walk home after he was sober. In
the morning two little girls are walking by to go to school
when they see he is wearing his kilt. One of the little girls
get curious and decide to lift up his kilt. T ...[text shortened]... own. He
says in his scotish accent, "I don't know where ya been but ya
won first prize."
A thread with 101 corny jokes!