Originally posted by Jay Joosblind man walks into a lesbian biker bar. (no seriously)
Teacher: "Does anyone know the name of Noah's wife?"
Pupil: "Joan Of Arc !"
Boom Boom !!! 😞
sits down and says 'do you want to hear a blond joke?'
the barperson says ' listen mate beforte you go any further i am blond 6feet tall and an arm wrestling champ. the girl playing pool is 170pounds 6feet 2 and national boxing champ. the 4 girls at the end of the bar are 6feet plus and the national weight lifting team. now do you really want to carry on with that joke?'
the man thinks for a second and replies' nah your alright i dont want to have to explain it 6 times'.
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 27.
The board game 'Risk' has been banned in France, as officials have found that the game requires strategy, and declaring war on the opponent. The clincher was discovering that the only way to get out of the game is to flip the board over, which made their living spaces messy and unusable.
A man walked up to a homeless person on the street and said 'Are you alright out here? Can I get you a coffee?', the man replied 'I'm Richard Nixon! I get coffee you! Moon 348 shhhhhh aliens head me coffee! Nixon!'.
Originally posted by silly mctallSuperb!!!
blind man walks into a lesbian biker bar. (no seriously)
sits down and says 'do you want to hear a blond joke?'
the barperson says ' listen mate beforte you go any further i am blond 6feet tall and an arm wrestling champ. the girl playing pool is 170pounds 6feet 2 and national boxing champ. the 4 girls at the end of the bar are 6feet plus and the nati ...[text shortened]... nks for a second and replies' nah your alright i dont want to have to explain it 6 times'.
Originally posted by Jay JoosBob, a handsome dude, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He sat down next to a blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV
Superb!!!
The 10:00 PM news was coming on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Bob and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Bob says, "You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy on the ledge did a swan dive off the building, falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset, but willingly handed her $20 to Bob, saying, "Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 PM news and so I knew he would jump."
The blond replied, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money......
In a Theatre a man is sprawled across 3 seats,the usher says to him that he is only allowed 1 seat.
The man groans and does not budge,the usher gets upset and goes and gets the manager.the Manager and the usher confront the man and once again tell the man he is only allowed one seat and needs to get up....the man just groans again.
The Police are called to deal with the man,the policeman confronts the man and says"ok sir whats your name?"
"Sam" the man mutters
"Well Sam where are you from?" says the policeman
"The Balcony".....
Boom,boom!!!! 😵