*the mad scientist*
Once there was a mad scientist.
He was very lonely, being somewhat of an introvert, and well, crazy and all.
So he, being of above average intelligence, decided to work on his gene splicing program. It wasn't very long before this talented genius happened upon a surefire way to clone a human being. This being the case, he decided what better human specimen to clone but he himself.
The process was arduous, to be sure, but successful. He made a fully functional, walking, talking, sockdologizing replica of himself. There was no better companion for a lonely sophisticate such as this talented genius.... So on they went, developing further the studies of the physical
and biological sciences.
But... One day, the clone, bright and perfect as it was, developed a terrible flaw. It began cursing, swearing with the furor of a syphilitic sailor
high on banana peels... The scientist, mad as he was, couldn't countenance this untoward behavior. So... reflecting deeply, he determined that the value of this clone's life was not worthy of his own efforts. Why, he had made, no, created said clone! He surely could snuff out it's life without any pang of conscience! And so, walking along the cliff-front property of the estate where he resided, he PUSHED THE CLONE OVER THE EDGE... TO HIS DEATH!
Resolved that he had snuffed out this obscenity spewing piece of bad science, the illuminated but slightly mad scientist retired to his estate.
But next morn, he awoke to a knock at the door. Two policeman awaited him there. "What is the problem, officers?" he ignorantly inquired. "You are under arrest!" they replied forcefully. "WHAT! Whatever for?" He asked. *Sorry readers... very sorry...😞*
"You are under arrest for making an obscene clone fall!"
Peace out!
-J
Originally posted by JaminNow thats what I call corny! 😵 🙄
*the mad scientist*
Once there was a mad scientist.
He was very lonely, being somewhat of an introvert, and well, crazy and all.
So he, being of above average intelligence, decided to work on his gene splicing program. It wasn't very long before this talented genius happened upon a surefire way to clone a human being. This being the case, he decided wha ...[text shortened]...
"You are under arrest for making an obscene clone fall!"
Peace out!
-J
One day a blonde women walks in to a store and spots a TV that she would like to buy. She goes to the manager to see how much they cost.
Blonde: Exuse me. Mr. Manager?
Manager: Yes.
Blonde: How much do these TVs cost?
Manager: I'm sorry we don't sell to blondes.
So the blonde leaves and comes back later that afternoon wearing a brown wig.
Blonde: Exuse me. Mr. Manager?
Manager: Yes
Blonde: How much do these TVs cost?
Manager: I'm sorry we don't sell to blondes.
The blonde becomes frustrated but leaves and comes back later that evening wearing a rainbow colored wig.
Blonde: Exuse me. Mr. Manager?
Manager: Yes.
Blonde: How much do these televisions cost?
Manager: I'm sorry we don't sell to blondes.
Blonde: But how did you know I was blonde!?
Manager: Because we those aren't TVs... they're microwaves!
Ba dum dum chhh
😵 🙄 😀
Originally posted by ArachnarchistIf you're going to introduce material from a QT movie as your own, at least get it right. Uma Thurman ( Pulp ) actually said "ketch-up"
So there's a family of tomatoes. There's a daddy tomato, a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. One day there walking along and the baby tomato is falling behind. So the daddy tomato turns around, squashes the baby tomato and says "Catch up."
Jesus wept
skeeter