It's B.B. King's 70th birthday, and his girlfriend doesn't know what to get him, because he has everything. So she decides to do something really special and get a tattoo of his name on her bum, one big "B" on one cheek and another big "B" on the other.
That night, after dinner, she struts over to B.B. and tells him she has "something special" for him. She proceeds to drop her booty shorts and bend over so he can get a good look.
And B.B. says "wow, that's great baby, but...uh...who the f$%* is "Bob"?"
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Originally posted by darvlaylol, very funny.
A woman goes into a grocery store for a TV dinner and a one litre bottle of diet coke. The cashier says to the woman, "I don't mean to be presumptuous but are you single?" The woman blushes and says "How can you tell?". The cashier replies, "Because you are really ugly."
Originally posted by Scotty70Last joke of the night.Good night all. May the corny be with you.
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?"
"No, I lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?"
"I'm positive!"
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He sidles up to the bar and announces:
"I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw."
