the first line of yer novel

At precisely 2:14 am on the 23rd of June, 2% of all the supermarket trollies in the world became consciously self-aware.

@rookie54 said
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slap shot
nounHOCKEY
noun: slapshot
a hard shot made by raising the stick about waist-high before striking the puck with a sharp slapping motion.

-VR

@very-rusty said
You used the name at a bad time, and don't seem to understand that!!!

For someone who is suppose to be smart you say and do some pretty stupid things.

Whatever the hell sod off means, as it means nothing to me. Must be another slang English thing you English use, probably meant to be an insult coming from you!

We sod the ground here in Canada. So you would be telling me over here this side of the big pond to go lay some sod.

-VR

momma always said, "stupid is as stupid does"
momma always said, "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what yer gonna get"
mamma always said, "that boy rusty is dumber than dirt"

@rookie54 said
momma always said, "stupid is as stupid does"
momma always said, "life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what yer gonna get"
mamma always said, "that boy rusty is dumber than dirt"

dumber than dirt

I woke to find another creepy note stuck to my forehead.

The devastating news arrived in a letter, placed by somebody on my kitchen-table.

@rookie54 said
dumber than dirt

"why do you always end up down at nick's cafe?"
"i dunno, the wind just kinda pushed me this way"

somewhere down the crazy river
robbie robertson

in the weeest of the wee hours
the darkest part of the night
the tiniest of the tiny sounds is the tiny whine of the nefarious mosquito
the human cannot see it
cannot feel it
but
can hear it clearly

eeeEEeeeeeEEEeeeeee

i gave to myself the black eye of fear of the whine

No amount of washing could remove the stain.

Rust is like that. It ruins the looks of good garments and ignores all invitations to leave. Even when all else has been bleached white.

@wolfe63 said
No amount of washing could remove the stain.

Rust is like that. It ruins the looks of good garments and ignores all invitations to leave. Even when all else has been bleached white.

to create a warm and loving atmosphere to the website, "thumbs" will now be given the happy monikers, "ghost's greens" and "rusty's reds"