the first line of yer novel

Elizabeth grossed as she took the roses from the delivery man, thinking to herself, are roses supposed to make up for it all?

@earl-of-trumps said
Elizabeth grossed as she took the roses from the delivery man, thinking to herself, are roses supposed to make up for it all?

@very-rusty said
Yea I caught the lame shot at me wolfy! 😛 😉

-VR

Taking the DNA test had started out as a bit of fun for Terry but discovering he was 17% Leprechaun had really taken him by surprise.

@wolfe63 said
And what a perceptive little fellow he was, thinking that he'd sense if Daddy knew about his solo flights of fancy beneath bleached white sheets. But his rust, never slept.

Joe Montana never saw what happened when his desperation pass was aimed for the winning score, as he was totally flattened as the ball was leaving his hand.

@earl-of-trumps said
Joe Montana never saw what happened when his desperation pass was aimed for the winning score, as he was totally flattened as the ball was leaving his hand.

i had a girlfriend once, her name was fairway bunker
one swing and that chick made my balls disappear forever

@rookie54 said
i had a girlfriend once, her name was fairway bunker
one swing and that chick made my balls disappear forever

When watching what that elder gentlemen were doing to the poor chained doggy Gregor decided there was a just murder after all.

@rookie54 said
i had a girlfriend once, her name was fairway bunker
one swing and that chick made my balls disappear forever

When he saw the devastation to people in the streets,
Jerry mused as he recalled the Mayor's words that robots would help restore order.

I confronted my publisher about the glaring typos that had been deliberately introduced into the opening line of my latest bestseller.

Lazy gulls waiting to feed, gently squawk and flap their wings
as workers file into the weather-worn wooden buildings of cannery row.