-Removed-And the moderators spake thus, that no man shall take the name of other posters in vain, nor shall they use naughty swear - words, nor covet their neighbour's oxen, lest they cop a two - week ban. And a great fear fell upon the multitude, and there was much wailing and beating of breasts, and rending of garments, and a silence did fall upon the forum.
And it came to pass that several pawns were gathered about him in that place, and some were red hot, and he sayeth unto them, 'Verily I say to you that even the humblest among you, if thou reacheth the eighth rank, shall become a queen, and thine opponent shall be in a right old pickle, and verily shall you probably win the game, and thou shalt pisseth off thine opponent.'
In the beginning Russ created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Russ was hovering over the waters. And Russ said, “Let there be light,” and there was light.
And Executioner Brand said could I just have the darkness again please.
