The General Forum scriptures

@divegeester

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And whosoever speaketh a word against the Sonhouse, it shall be forgiven him, but whosoever speaketh against the Ghost, it shall not be forgiven him, neither in this world, neither in the world to come.

"Smite the Philidors!"

(Philistines)

So it can to pass, as coin placed in the mouth of @English Tal - for his journey over the river & lamented. What cameth of @aticuss2 and @ceaser salad?

It is the doom of men that forget.....

let not yer passwords be without special characters
lest ye be caught with thy pants around yer ankles
and make thy passwords long enough that ye shall forget and fume and rant
and heed not the call to set a secondary firewall, these are useless and carry not the burdens that ye require
and should ye be hacked, blame others, for all who know ye know well yer absolute purity of heart
and also, while we be speaking of sacred passwords, remember verily that thou shalt include random capitalizations and funkytown emoji
these confuse and confound the enemy and make him cry

Russ 13, 1-14

Let every person be subject to the moderating authorities. For there is no authority except from Russ, and those that exist have been instituted by Russ. Therefore whoever resists the authorities resists what Russ has appointed, and those who resist will incur judgment. For rulers are not a terror to good conduct, but to bad. Would you have no fear of the one who is in authority? Then post what is good, and you will receive his approval, for he is Russ's servant for your good. But if you post wrongly, be afraid, for he does not bear the forum ban in vain. For he is the servant of Russ, an avenger who carries out Russ's wrath on the wrongdoer. Therefore one must be in subjection, not only to avoid Russ's wrath but also for the sake of conscience.

Russ, Exodus 22:18

Thous shalt not suffer a witch to live.

I note that we already have 3 apocryphal posts on page three!

- The Russ is my shepherd, I shall not chunt; he maketh me to behave with decorum: in accordance with forum guidelines
- He restoreth my posting privileges and he leadeth me in the ways of righteousness for his site’s sake.
- Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of douchbaggery, I will fear no repercussions for thy Mods art with me; thy alerts and and thy cautions they comfort me.

Did I wonder into the bloody spirituality forum by mistake?

Russ, Debates 1:22

Thou shalt not bear false witness. Believe not fake news, nor follow a crowd in evil.

Russ, Epistle of the Accountants 2:43

Render unto Russ what is Russ’s, lay up thy treasure in PayPal.

@divegeester said
- The Russ is my shepherd, I shall not chunt; he maketh me to behave with decorum: in accordance with forum guidelines
- He restoreth my posting privileges and he leadeth me in the ways of righteousness for his site’s sake.
- Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of douchbaggery, I will fear no repercussions for thy Mods art with me; thy alerts and and thy cautions they comfort me.

Second that Reg [edit] sorry, Loretta.

I thank thee, O Russ, for Thou hast fastenened Thine eye upon me.
Thou hast saved from the zeal of lying to interpreters, and from the congregation of those who seek to smooth things.
Thou hast redeemed the soul of the poor one whom they planned to destroy by spilling his blood because he served Russ.

Be ye not afraid sayeth the Holy Ghost of a Duke, for no post that is formed against thee shall prosper, and every tongue that shall harass or deride thee shall be surrounded by my servants, for I am with thee even unto the end of the thread.

Matrix 28:20