The General Forum scriptures

And it came to pass that evil spirits rose from the graves, they had been safely buried in. And a big confusion came about who was who or who has been who...

@ponderable said
And it came to pass that evil spirits rose from the graves, they had been safely buried in. And a big confusion came about who was who or who has been who...

😆

They shall hunger no more for biscuits, neither thirst anymore, the sun shall not strike them, nor any scorching heat. For the Ghost in the midst of the throne will be their shepherd, and he will guide them to springs of living water, and the Ghost will wipe away every tear from their eyes.

And in the desert another group gathered and was named 8fingers, since they abhorred the use of either thumb.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
They shall hunger no more for biscuits, neither thirst anymore, the sun shall not strike them, nor any scorching heat. For the Ghost in the midst of the throne will be their shepherd, and he will guide them to springs of living water, and the Ghost will wipe away every tear from their eyes.

Jesus wept.

Now in those days of old the whole forum had one language and a common speech. As opinions moved all ways they found a place in Clubland and many settled there and in other Clubs and Clans.

They said to each other, “Come, let’s make threads and post in them thoroughly.” They used everyday emotions instead of chess-logic and humour for mortar.

Then they said, “Come, let us build ourselves a city-club with a tower that reaches to Russ, so that we may make a name for ourselves; otherwise we will be scattered over the face of the whole of clubland.

But the Russ came down to see the cityclub and the tower the people were building. And The Russ said, “If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. And Russ was sore afraid.

Russ said unto Chrismo “Come, let us go down and confuse their language and divide them so they will not understand each other and be then freakethed out”

So the Russ and Chrismo did scattered them from there over all the website and they stopped building the cityclub land. That is why it was called Babel, because there the Russ confused the language of the whole community and from there the Russ scattered them over the face of the whole website.

And the people went this way and that and did form cliques and gangs; the first of these was known as The Silent Majority, and they did wageth much forum war with The Public Forum Contributors.

And duchebaggery came into the forums.

@divegeester said
Now in those days of old the whole forum had one language and a common speech. As opinions moved all ways they found a place in Clubland and many settled there and in other Clubs and Clans.

They said to each other, “Come, let’s make threads and post in them thoroughly.” They used everyday emotions instead of chess-logic and humour for mortar.

Then they said, “Come, ...[text shortened]... wageth much forum war with The Public Forum Contributors.

And duchebaggery came into the forums.

The Silent Majority were not all that silent and rebelled against any bias in the forums! 🙂

-VR

Then a prophet came among them.
And he was the least of them having no games and no sub.

But he wielded a great power in that he died and now has risen again to judge the general and the spiritual.

Many shall he judge and indeed many have already been given judgement.

And they know the time is short for Instant Karma shall be upon them.

@InstantKarma777

I guess he's going to knock you right on the head/look you right in the face/knock you off your feet depending on which verse he goes with.

@very-rusty said
The Silent Majority were not all that silent and rebelled against any bias in the forums! 🙂

-VR

They were also guilty of bias themselves, as I recall.

@suzianne said
They were also guilty of bias themselves, as I recall.

You don't recall well.

I believe they call it selective memory is that the correct word Suzie Q? 🙂 😛

-VR

@very-rusty said
You don't recall well.

I believe they call it selective memory is that the correct word Suzie Q? 🙂 😛

-VR

Hurry up and move Rusty.
Take your chess beat-down like a proper sprig.

I've enjoyed it thoroughly. 🙂

@wolfe63 said
Hurry up and move Rusty.
Take your chess beat-down like a proper sprig.

I've enjoyed it thoroughly. 🙂

Oh you mean our fun game that doesn't mean anything wolfy?

Or is it a real clan game? 🙂

I thought I had moved in all my clan games on going! 🙂

-VR

@very-rusty said
You don't recall well.

I believe they call it selective memory is that the correct word Suzie Q? 🙂 😛

-VR

Perhaps, but that would be your issue.

@very-rusty said
Oh you mean our fun game that doesn't mean anything wolfy?

Or is it a real clan game? 🙂

I thought I had moved in all my clan games on going! 🙂

-VR

All chess games mean something.