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Originally posted by Mesmiris
And when she murders you whilst you sleep because you have no idea who she is or if she is mentally ill, etc. Sleep with on eye open.

$50k is nothing compared to the crap you will have to go through with the immigration authorities. And when she blows up a bus, nice one!

Probably over-reacting, but you never know.
lock her in a crawl space and feed her ketchup packets. then go take a ride on your new Harley.

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
lock her in a crawl space and feed her ketchup packets. then go take a ride on your new Harley.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Originally posted by tommybear
I know it is filled with endless possibilities. but is their any legal ramifications if we were to get caught. Other than my would be wife getting deported. Do any women have an opinion on this issue.

What if we fal in love an I obligated to give the money back. Do I make her sign a pre nuptial agreement so she doesnt get half...I think there is so much more to it than just saying I do and cashing the check.
Do you get half the heroin found in any body cavities ?

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Originally posted by Moldy Crow
Do you get half the heroin found in any body cavities ?
I claim a third in exchange for the legal advice. PM for the shipping address.

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
I claim a third in exchange for the legal advice. PM for the shipping address.
I'll make you a deal you can have all the dope all you have to do is video tape the wedding night😀😀😀😀😀

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Originally posted by tommybear
I'll make you a deal you can have all the dope all you have to do is video tape the wedding night😀😀😀😀😀
only if I get sloppy seconds.

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Originally posted by zakkwylder
only if I get sloppy seconds.
I know you like leftovers

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Originally posted by tommybear
I know you like leftovers
Not usually, but a cambodian chick is an oppurtunity too rare to pass up.

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Originally posted by tommybear
I'll make you a deal you can have all the dope all you have to do is video tape the wedding night😀😀😀😀😀
dude I'll go I'm freaking serious if it's in NH. I'll bring my video stuff too.

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Originally posted by Coconut
dude I'll go I'm freaking serious if it's in NH. I'll bring my video stuff too.
Im in nashua...she is cambodian so chances are she is in lowell mass either way you can come so to speak

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Originally posted by tommybear
Im in nashua...she is cambodian so chances are she is in lowell mass either way you can come so to speak
whatever

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The 'going rate' is whatever you accept. It's your life you're potentially ruining completely, you should decide. How much do you value the next several years of your life you will have to live with this person and behave as if you love her, regardless of whether you do or not?

I'm not saying a marriage like this couldn't work. I'm saying it's one hell of a risk and you better think very hard about how much that risk is worth to you.

Me, I would never do it SIMPLY for money. A traditional arranged marriage is about a lot more than money. I would say to you, why are you thinking of doing this?

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Originally posted by tommybear
I know it is filled with endless possibilities. but is their any legal ramifications if we were to get caught. Other than my would be wife getting deported. Do any women have an opinion on this issue.

What if we fal in love an I obligated to give the money back. Do I make her sign a pre nuptial agreement so she doesnt get half...I think there is so much more to it than just saying I do and cashing the check.
Well, I am no immigration lawyer, but I think that after two years of being married, she can become a US citizen. Once she does that, she can divorce you, walk away with half your belongings, or more, and use the alimony payments she gets from you to start a new life with someone who has not taken advantage of her. Again, I am no immigration lawyer, but marriage is a contract, and if she goes nuts with your credit card, or slams into a Mercedes with your car, you are responsible for the debts. In a loveless marriage, she has nothing deterring her from taking what she can from the arrangement. With that said, people get mail order brides everyday, and apparently there is no shortage of men who want to get in on the action, so perhaps the risks are low.

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30k if she speaks english, 15 if she doesn't.

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2k for videotaping it.