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@Torunn said
And nor do they have headaches. πŸ™‚
Getting into bed for the night a man says to his wife, “here dear take this aspirin”. The wife says, “why? I don’t have a headache”, to which the husband say ”Great”.


Grump grumpy grumpy... when things don't work as advertised.


@Earl-of-Trumps said
Grump grumpy grumpy... when things don't work as advertised.
When have things EVER worked as advertised?

-VR

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@Very-Rusty said
When have things EVER worked as advertised?

-VR
Sometimes they do…for a while.πŸ€”πŸ‘πŸ˜

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@Great-Big-Stees said
Sometimes they do…for a while.πŸ€”πŸ‘πŸ˜
What ever your standard might be my old friend. πŸ˜‰

I like things to work as advertised not just for AWHILE!!! They just never seem to live up to their advertisement especially food where the picture is nothing like you actually get.

-VR


@Very-Rusty said
What ever your standard might be my old friend. πŸ˜‰

I like things to work as advertised not just for AWHILE!!! They just never seem to live up to their advertisement especially food where the picture is nothing like you actually get.

-VR
“Caveat emptor”.πŸ‘

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@Great-Big-Stees said
“Caveat emptor”.πŸ‘
Always "Buyer Be aware", don't go by what it looks like in the picture!!!! πŸ˜‰

-VR


I get a Grump on most nights, when my wife has yet another headache.


@diver said
I’d like to start this thread primarily because I get grumpy about stuff and I’m interested in whether others here also get grumpy about stuff, maybe similar stuff, or maybe different stuff. Me being old and grumpy does not prescribe that this thread is exclusively a “grumpy old bloke” type of grumpy, although this grumpy thread is inclusive of old grumpy bloke stuff. No, no. ...[text shortened]... e really annoying stuff that annoys you, but might not annoy anyone else.

I’ll start … next post
The 21st century version of superman's "Jimmy Olson" sitting on a motorcycle, selling insurance. This pencil necked little dweeb could no more handle that bike on the road than the average mosquito.

I'd like to snip his head off with a pair of electrical plyers!



@mchill
just his head, I would at least attach a pair of electrodes to his where withals first.

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@mchill said
The 21st century version of superman's "Jimmy Olson" sitting on a motorcycle, selling insurance. This pencil necked little dweeb could no more handle that bike on the road than the average mosquito.

I'd like to snip his head off with a pair of electrical plyers!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-6gknKhqy4
No idea who he is, but I have to agree πŸ˜„


hangnails, hemorrhoids, and headaches
an occasional bout of gout
worried about stuff totally outta my control
makes me so grumpy i pout

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@diver said
No idea who he is, but I have to agree πŸ˜„
Probably the dweeb guy from the Progressive Insurance commercials.

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@rookie54 said
hangnails, hemorrhoids, and headaches
an occasional bout of gout
worried about stuff totally outta my control
makes me so grumpy i pout
I pout my pet lip and sigh
if I dont get my fix of proper Pork Pie
Vale of Mowbray is the one to eat
with mushy peas ,neat,neat,neat.

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Just got thrown out of a Facebook watercolour group😑
What a bloody nerve!